Lord Nishar

I am getting ready for my trip to Vegas tomorrow. Heading out at 5 am. Like Facebook, I am rarely on LiveJournal anymore. I miss all the friends that used to be here. I am off to see my girlfriend who lives in Las Vegas. I work all the time now and don't get many days off. I retire in four years so working on getting a good retirement check.
It's funny an old friend from LiveJournal who hasn't posted since 2009 nugged me to post again. I wonder what made her think of me after all these years? The older I get, the more I think about the past. I used to think about the future all the time. Now it is the past that occupies my thoughts late at night. margots_coat it was good to see you are still here too.

I'm still alive. Today is the 21st year since a joined Livejournal. Don't visit this place much anymore. I am more on twitter now.

I had a very odd dream today. I was at Mar-a-Lago on vacation. And the place looked more like a Miami South Beach property than the real Mar-a-Lago. I walked into a small kitchen with a private dining room on the side. I was in the dining room and was eatting the meat loaf sandwich on a plate. Then I went into the kitchen after eatting. The cooks were busy crapping into a bucket so they could make Trump some meat loaf sandwiches. They were soaking the bread in urine and painting little peni with mustard on the 'meat loaf'. The waiters were t bagging the plates for Trump. The first thing on my mind was, that sandwich was good.
Trump was on tv giving a Martin Luthor King day speech talking about how America was the best slave owning nation ever and we did it the best. A woman who looked like Tiffany Haddish walked by and said, "I bet you think that is funny." I smiled and said, Kind of". Trump was pointing to a map of the world at Australia and called it Africa. And I thought, "Great! Now half of America is gonna think Oz is Africa."
The rest of the dream was just me walking around bars and drinking fruity drinks.

I saw the funniest thing today. While riding around to run a few errands I saw a guy on a chromed out scooter. The guy was a tough looking biker type in a Hells Angels jacket. All I could thing was, "I don't care how bad you are or how much chrome is on your bike. You are still riding a moped/scooter.

I am on vacation. Not doing much, I just bought a car so I don't have a lot of money to travel. In October I will be heading to Vegas to see Lady Gaga's show. Plus do some other stuff. I don't gamble but I love the shows and tours of near by natural wonders: like the Grand Canyon, Bryce Canyon, etc...

Hello there, just writing on here to let y'all know I am alive and well. I am posting a joke/routine I did at the local comedy club.

Have y'all seen those FWB Churches? That means Free Will Baptist church. Yeah... I know that now! Silly me! I thought it meant Friends With Benefits church. I could have saved myself a LOT of embarrassment had I known that earlier. I showed up to Sunday services wearing a mankini, a white fox fur robe and Jesus sandals: carrying a bag with KY Jelly and pumpkin spice condoms.
That look of horror on your faces... it was on the church goers faces as well when I walked in. The old pastor said, "Sweet Jesus! You really need our help." The entire church spent an hour trying to pray the devil out of me. It didn't work!

Women who suffer from Bi-Polar disorder. Why am I such a magnet for those gals? My last three gal pals had it. Two diagnosed and one that should have been. Man! When they are up it is amazing! They are fun, super affectionate and horny as hell. When they are down, some one is getting cut! She is either crying and cutting herself or she is screaming and trying to cut YOUR head off. Or she is looking to kick the crap out of some random person at the bar. Then she self medicates with booze and drives off drunk as a skunk right into a police check point. That is why those gals always have legal bills.
All of that is why I recently bought my own place. Let me tell you about it.

My ex room mate watches the I.D. Channel sometimes 24 hours at a stretch. She has insomnia and is a wee bit crazy. Bi-Polar. Y'all know the I.D. Channel? It's 24/7 all about housewives that drown their kids, serial killers and women who burn their cheating husbands alive. Porn for Goth girls basically... and future serial killers.
One night she was watching a Ted Bundy marathon. I went to the kitchen and as I walked by she said to me, "I could kill you if I wanted. They would never catch me either." Then she gave me a dead eyed grin. On the TV screen was Ted Bundy... giving the exact same dead eyed grin. Well right there and then I pissed myself. And fellas... she is single! And she is here tonight! A bunch of y'all have been buying her drinks too. Enjoy!

Of course she knows I was doing this joke and is cool with it. If you don't have the blessings of a future serial killer... well that would be crazy! That is how a grown man's face ends up on a milk carton with the caption, "Have you seen this comedian? Missing!"

Hello there, I just bought a new house. It's a three bedroom home: tri-level. It is an older house but doesn't need a lot of repairs. The previous owner kept it up. It has a huge bonus room: Man Cave! I am enjoying living alone right now. I may get a room mate or two just to pay off this place early.

Nothing much really going on. I am starting a mini-vacation this week-end to go see the Carolina Rebellion music festival. Lots of bands to see that I like. I hope all of you are doing well. I am on twitter more these days but I still check LJ from time to time.

I have done both online dating and meeting gals in bars. I prefer online as the quality of women tends to be much better than bar gals.

Hello there my LJ friends. Just wanted to check in and tell y'all what is going on with me. I am looking into becoming a probation officer. Mainly to get out of prison dorms and get out more. I am starting a mini-vacation today. Not really doing much other than cleaning and catching up on tv.
My room mate and brother quit dating, so less drama around the house. Her lawyer forgot to tell her about a court date then spent Monday trying to call the house: no one was home. So the police came and got her today. So I will spend this morning later on trying to bail her out. She is working now and pays some of the bills.

I have Tivo and just finished watching the Oscars. I loved Lady Gaga singing the song Glory. I was worried she would have her back up dancers dress like cops and freedom marchers and have it devolve into a 50 Shades of Gaga spankfest. Luckily she has learned to dial it down... a bunch. I was off on nearly every Oscar prediction. So I am glad not to have placed any bets on who won what.

Well I have to go and contact the bail bondswoman. Talk to y'all later.

Four days. It was war and I was in a bad place.