You deserve to be happy and healthy
[Revised May 2022]
If you're on my friends list, you're important to me. I want you to be safe, healthy, happy, and enjoy life as much as physically possible. If there's any way that I can help alleviate some of life's annoyances and pains, please just comment below. Post an address that I can send stuff to (doesn't have to be yours, your post office may accept it for you - ref. https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikip… ), tell me what you need, and a package will be on its way.
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EVERYONE ON MY FRIENDS LIST IS ENTITLED TO:
* If necessary for your health (i.e. allergies, chemical sensitivity) or if local water supplies are not potable
***If you are cis-female, FtM trans, or otherwise need one
**This post does not obligate me to automatically provide unlimited funds to your religious or political group.
*****These saved the lives of my friends Leo and
its_raining_jen!
If you're on my friends list, you're important to me. I want you to be safe, healthy, happy, and enjoy life as much as physically possible. If there's any way that I can help alleviate some of life's annoyances and pains, please just comment below. Post an address that I can send stuff to (doesn't have to be yours, your post office may accept it for you - ref. https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikip… ), tell me what you need, and a package will be on its way.
- Comments are screened for your privacy.
- This offer is valid year-round, not just whenever I post about it.
- Spouses, children, other relatives, close friends, and anyone else you care about are also included in this offer. If they're important to you, they're important to me.
- If you need something not on the list, feel free to ask. But please don't get mad if I can't provide it.**
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EVERYONE ON MY FRIENDS LIST IS ENTITLED TO:
- FREE Nutritious Food
- FREE Drinking Water purification equipment*
- FREE Eye Examinations
- FREE Prescription Eyeglasses
- FREE Transportation from a dangerous place to a safer location (evacuating from a storm or hostile home environment)
- FREE Influenza Vaccinations
- FREE MtF and FtM SRS supplies
- FREE Menstrual Cups***
- FREE Safe Sex Supplies
- FREE Plan B / Abortion Access (including transportation/hotel costs if needed)
- FREE carbon monoxide detectors and smoke detectors for your home.*****
* If necessary for your health (i.e. allergies, chemical sensitivity) or if local water supplies are not potable
***If you are cis-female, FtM trans, or otherwise need one
**This post does not obligate me to automatically provide unlimited funds to your religious or political group.
*****These saved the lives of my friends Leo and
its_raining_jen!