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#hadestownwhat they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck
if wicked songwriter wrote a baru cormorant musical it'd be like "i'll show them who they can't debase. no, i'll hide my mask behind my face! the empire will seeeee -- that i'm their prodigy!". if hadestown songwriter wrote a baru cormorant musical i'd be like 'the noose that binds the traitor man / it makes sure he won't lie again! / but the NOOSE that binds the CORMORANT / it STRANGLES him with what he wants / and that, my brother, that's much worse". if falsettos songwriter wrote a baru cormorant musical it'd be like "My father's a homo."
If Hamilton songwriter wrote a baru cormorant musical it would be like “I’m climbing the ranks, now this is the thanks / i GET! For setting and netting an economical BET! / That’s right, mess with the cormorant and you get the beak! / All the FISH have gone MISSing, that’s the word on the street! / Now a word to my rivals: you can see to the sea / But you’ll be sure to the shore / They’re crying BANKRUPTCY!” Or whatever.
Here is my dwog. He is Timothy. He broke my ankle once (not a bit or joke)
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wait i have a card for that
“Pitiful creature of darkness, what kind of life have you known?”
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA
25th Anniversary Concert in Royal Albert Hall (2011)
Dawn and Spike’s dynamic is kind of like every horse girl movie ever. He’s a really flighty racehorse who bites and bucks almost everyone who’s 🤏 this close to being put down because of too many trampling incidents and she’s the one (1) misunderstood teenage girl who can stay on him for some reason.
sometimes u wanna les out with a girl but she gets into a monogamous relationship with a man named fred. such is life.
