Pigeon dress!!!

Paul of Scotland, Destiny Is In Your Hands, 2020 pencil on white paper, 11.69"x16.54"

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EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS!! (Ko-Fi)

My parents lost their jobs, I need to help them, I don't care if I have to do cheap commissions!!

There are only 10 slots available at the moment, because I need to do at least 20 to get the money I need, but I need to take care of my hand and back; I'm just coming out of a crisis.

EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS!!

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i know its been a while since it came out but im preeetty sure this is exactly how CATWS ended

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ok i didn't realise it was only legal in some of the US in 2014 here's an updated historically accurate version

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aces unite

After watching cdramas since yesterday (I'm still high as fuck with those) I had this little thought of the batfam doing something for the press.

It started when Steph passed by her mother sprawling at the couch, watching something on her phone. Crystal couldn't stop watching, occasionally giggling and shit, the phone volume is also loud enough to attract Steph's ears. This is where Steph gets herself introduced in the world of ✨cdrama✨.

And of course, Steph binge watch those. Even roped Cass and Babs with her during their sleepovers. They loved it.

Cass was so amaze by the costume designs that she gets one for herself and dance with it, she's so beautiful on it. Barbara does occasional commentary and even recommends some of her favourite ones to her father what.

So when the rest of the Bats and Birds heard about this? Steph chases them all to indoctrinated their minds.

Tim was caught off guard when Steph found him asleep under his bed, he now has a board where he rates everything he'd watch from the past 48 hours and counting. Dick wasn't even trying, he's the one who managed to rope Bruce to watch with him along with Ace by the side. Duke goes invisible whenever Steph gets too close but ends up watching a whole compiled series or two of it on YouTube. Jason did not want to and ends up criticising how awful everything is halfway through the first episode, managed to finished the whole thing by sunrise and starts a new one and vice versa. Alfred occasionally watch an episode or two during his break.

And Damian? He wanted to sue everyone involved on those fucking pathetic piece of media, but Bruce forbades him from doing so. So he reenacts the whole thing after he got offend by the lack of authenticity. He ropes everyone to do it with him: the family, his totally-not-friends-from-school, his menagerie of wildlife, even Jon fucking Kent. Jason, of all people, encourage him, he even rewrote the fucking script. Damian even had authentic, true to historical accuracy, custom made costumes. Steph posted a video of it and it instantly went viral what the fuck.

Bruce gets to play as either the doting or scumbag father, to his dismay at the latter. Dick is either the brother or another relevant relative, he protest why he wasn't the CEO or the prince. Jason gets to play villain or ruthless ML, he draws the line of being the scumbag ex. Tim wasn't even trying, but he gets to be the fucking canon fodder secretary. Cass is the sister or the fucking FL, and no one dares to make her the villain. Steph is the bestie or the villain, she loves to act pitiful and shit. Duke always vanishes during the whole thing, but ofc he's important cuz he's the fucking endgame ML of all roles. Damian is the director. Jon, Colin and Maps were Damian’s assistants/extras that had minor/relevant roles. And the animals are canon fodder, yes, even Wiggles who the fuck got him out of the Bat-Cave??

Alfred was actually the one who oversees everything and Barbara had fun editing it.

The press ate this up like finely aged cheese and gets promptly adapted by live television holy shit. Paparazzi everywhere the Waynes goes. The family never gets their peace for 6 months after that came out.

Steph was so fucking proud of this, all thanks to her lovely mom.

Just saw shipping fanart of helena bertinelli and tim drake kissing

truly horrible and toxic BatLantern except it's with Insane and Obsessed/Stalker Bruce and Victim Hal

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