The lame community only cool people can appreciate.
And maybe a few geeks here and there.
As a lot of communities have, here are the rules:
1). You must apply to be accepted. Fill out and submit an application within 48 hours of joining. Put the application under a LJ-cut. The tag is <lj-cut text="Title of LJ cut"> </lj-cut>
2). If you spell like shit, you'll be banned. We know people don't use perfect grammar but if we have to interpret what you're saying, get out.
3). If you try to argue with the owner or one of the members, unless they deserve it (which is judged by the owner) you'll be banned.
4). If you do get accepted, feel free to post pictures, even cam whore ones, opinions, rantings, questions, whatever. Just no stupid self surveys that you get all the time in your e-mail. Or whatever else I might find annoying.
5). When voting on other members, put yes, no or undecided in the subject and explain why.
6). Please post the accepted picture in your user info (If and only if accepted). The code is:
<img src="http://www.fuckingright.com/~jesse/steph/photoshop/nargaccepted.jpg" border="0">
Alright. On to the application. Bolding, highlighting, or different colors would be nice so it's easier to read, but I do know it's a pain in the ass so it's not required. ALSO. If your journal is friends
only, add Pardimate as a friend. It is a requirement that the owner, Pardimate, gets to read some of your journal entries. Applications aren't the most accurate way of judging someone. It's easy to write what people want to see.
Application
Name/Nickname:
Age*:
Location:
Favorite...
Bands:
Movies/tv shows:
Books/authors:
Video games:
What are your interests/obsessions:
Tell some interesting facts/traits about yourself:
Name some negative habits or other things you'd like to change about yourself:
Do you have an idol, if yes, who and why:
Why the fuck should we accept you:
How'd you find this community:
Your opinions** on....
Drugs:
Abortions:
Religions:
Vegetarianism/veganism:
Suicide:
Self mutilation:
Same sex marriages:
Racism:
Premarital/underage sex:
Prisoner treatment:
If you'd enjoy posting pictures, do so. Just make sure they aren't cam whore pictures***.
End.
* = I'd like the people who apply to be at least 15, but if you are a pretty mature younger person, feel free to apply. Idiots not wanted.
** = Not so much to see if your opinions are just like mine, just to see how much thought and research you actually put into forming an opinion. If you feel you don't know enough about the issue to say anything, just say so, no harm.
*** = Cam whore pictures are the ones described below:
1) Get a poor quality camera that takes small sized pictures.
2) Close the drapes in your room/put neon lights on so it's poor/too much
lighting, shielding your face. If needed, use Photoshop to high-
contrast/grayscale/clone stamp the ugliness away.
3) Take the pictures at weird angles/partially cover your face and wear a
lot of makeup, eye makeup especially, so no one knows what your face
truly looks like face-on.
4) Take lots of body shots of you in slutty clothing barely covering your
private parts, and wear a padded/gel bra so it looks like you have a huge
chest, when if you know anything about bras, you can totally tell it's
fake. Maybe people will overlook your ugliness this way.
5) Never, EVER show a picture of you in natural lighting face on with no
makeup.
Do any of these and prepare to be rejected. If you want to show pictures
of yourself, then show ones of what you actually look like.
Accepted:
climbing_bumfetuscakemixho0lyjonisfatover_tonespinklemonade876poulinboneswitherwings7stephas8806vagroachesxjustjustifiedx
Rejected:hmbgregcougar667
Banned:lovelovinpete