Holy crap DW just ate MY WHOLE POST. TWICE. WHAT THE FUCK. Now I have to do all those links again? Come on, man. Ugh, it's because DW wasn't loading in Firefox and so I switched to Chrome and Chrome is always terrible and then it wouldn't load again in Firefox when I tried to preview it just refreshed the post entry page to blank. WHAT THE DICKENS.
I will be a lot less witty now, but still, it's been wine o'clock for few hours now, so maybe it was my error and also possibly I was never witty in the first place. We'll never know. *hands*
ANYWAY.
I made rice balls earlier today and yesterday I had the notion to bake instead of fry them - not for any health reasons, but just because I hate cleaning up after hot grease. Somehow I never seem to have a convenient empty coffee can the way my mother always did to get rid of it. I also don't like how it makes the whole apartment smell of stale grease for days, even with the windows open. So I poked the internet and found directions for baking them, and then I screwed up the rice anyway somehow. Maybe by using extra large eggs instead of regular large eggs? It was way too liquidy and the arancini barely held their shape, so there was no way they'd have made it through deep frying unscathed. Baking is fine, though they don't get that cripsy tasty outer layer. I had a couple for dinner and if I feel up to it, I'll have one at midnight, as per tradition. TRADITION!
Also TRADITION! The yuletide reveals:
Firstly, my wonderful gifts:
Sail Upon the Land (2351 words) by
innieChapters: 1/1
Fandom:
Six of Crows Series - Leigh BardugoRating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Inej Ghafa & Nina Zenik, Kaz Brekker/Inej Ghafa
Characters: Nina Zenik, Inej Ghafa, Kaz Brekker
Summary:
Inej makes time for those she loves.
HOLY CRAP YOU SLY FOX. We had dinner the other night and I never suspected a thing! I'm not sure I even knew you'd read the books! <333
thieves at heart (1956 words) by
enkiduuChapters: 1/1
Fandom:
Ocean's (Movies)Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Danny Ocean/Rusty Ryan
Characters: Danny Ocean, Rusty Ryan
Summary:
Danny and Rusty. Their names are always said together and Rusty knows that's how it'll always be. They're partners.
Not in the way he wants, and he feels bad for wanting more, wanting what Danny can't give. It doesn't change the way Rusty feels, but the way he feels doesn't change the way things are, either.
Apparently Rusty's not as good at reading Danny as he thought.
I'm always a sucker for Rusty pining for Danny, and this is a lovely example.
The High Life (4559 words) by
DestinaChapters: 1/1
Fandom:
Ocean's (Movies)Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Danny Ocean/Rusty Ryan
Characters: Danny Ocean, Rusty Ryan
Additional Tags: Road Trips, Established Relationship, Yuletide Treat
Summary:
"Maybe we need a break," Rusty said, his voice muffled by the pillow.
"I had one. Eighteen months in the federal pen," Danny answered.
"That's not a break, that's appropriate sanctions." Rusty cracked open an eye and peered at him. "When I wake up, we are getting a map. And then we're taking a drive."
Ahahaha, I KNEW IT. I said to myself, says I, I bet this was one of the treats
destina mentioned she'd written! <333
Thank you again, lovely yuletide authors!
As for my contributions:
with our way lit only by stars Earthsea; Ged/Tenar, Vetch, Yarrow; g; AU; 4,580 words
There would be no great deeds on this trip, no wicked wizards or dark shadows to fight, only the balm of old friends long unmet, and the sea, as timeless and unchanging as it ever was.So I'd originally bookmarked
rachelmanija's letter to treat, and then in thinking about it more, I rejiggered my sign up to be a more likely match for her, and then when I actually got her, I panicked. SELF, I said, YOU CANNOT FUCK UP HER YULETIDE. THIS STORY CANNOT SUCK. and then I spent all of October writing "the dream of flight persists" and all of November and early December writing "Celestial Navigation" and then it was almost the default deadline and I seriously considered defaulting so she could get a good gift as I sketched out some potential ideas (I only reread the first two books, but it was lovely to revisit them, especially
A Wizard of Earthsea, which I hadn't reread in years; I generally do a reread of
The Tombs of Atuan every year or two, because it's one of my all time faves) and then on the bus going home one night, I wrote 500 words of a completely different story on my phone! And it became this story, which basically wrote itself.
I figured it was obviously me? Middle-aged married people on a road (technically boat) trip with a title from a Tom McRae song! I did try to put stuff in that I knew Rachel would like - the food, Yarrow, the harrekki (though I was unable to figure out a graceful way to send Tenar home with a tiny dragon on her wrist). I'm pleased with how it turned out and she left me an amazing comment, so I'm calling this one a success!
Bait and SwitchBatgirl; Steph/Jason; pg; 4,024 words
His smile is warm, friendly, and she tries to fit it into what she knows of him--street kid, Robin, dead Robin, thug. Hero? Maybe.Even Robins! Makeouts! Jokes about terrible creepy figurines! I was actually surprised at the response to this. I didn't expect anyone but the recipient to read it at all, and they liked it, so it's a win all around.
The Extraterrestrial Elf Emergency The Middleman; The Middleman & Wendy Watson; g; 3090 words
"According to the HEYDAR, there's a disturbance of the peace at the Candy Cane Palace."This was the story that took me six tries to write.
angelgazing said, "'Up on the rooftop, click click click,' how is that not the opening line of a horror movie?" and I was like, YES but then I got stuck on the idea of writing something creepy/horror-influenced and that is not my genre at all and I couldn't get unstuck. I had the title and I knew it was an alien who didn't understand Christmas, but it wasn't until the middle of the night on 12/20, when I woke up going, "YES THAT'S IT" and sending myself a hilarious email ("burgermeister meisterburger" was autocorrected to "Urgent Leicester Sister Burger" which is what happens when you type in the dark without glasses on at 2 in the morning) saying that it had to be built around classic Christmas specials. And then it was easy enough to sit for a couple of hours and wite the story.
I'm a little sad it didn't even break 50 hits during the anon period, but writing a holiday-themed story is always risky, I guess.
If You Wear That Velvet Dress Push (2009); Nick/Cassie; adult; 3610 words
Nick and Cassie occasionally pretend to be a couple. Nick tries not to think about wanting it to be real.This was my last (and last minute) treat, and it probably could have used a little more time in the oven, as it were, but it turned out okay.
So yuletide 2016 was successful for me! I hope it was for everyone else, as well!
As for the other things I posted in December:
Celestial Navigation (at
AO3)
Star Wars; Finn/Rey, Anakin; pg; 23,315 words
Finn and Rey's epic space road trip adventure, featuring pirates, kittens, and the Force ghost of Anakin Skywalker.I love this story a lot okay. the secret plan to fight inflation! karaoke! swoop racing! pirates! kittens! makeouts! cuddling! I never expected it to be as long as it is, but I guess Finn and Rey needed to go on a bit of a walkabout to get their lightsaber crystals and also for Finn to start trusting Anakin. (I reject the Starkiller Base = Ilum theory, because it makes me sad to think that they couldn't go to Ilum and get their crystals. Um, the other thing about Ilum is addressed in the story.)
belief undoes your disbeliefStar Wars; Baze/Chirrut; g; 349 words
Baze believes in Chirrut and that's enough.I would like to write more about them, perhaps after seeing the movie again and maybe reading some background materials.
Tomorrow will be the full writing year-in-review post. I hope you all are celebrating New Year's in the way most enjoyable to you.
Right now, I'm just going to hope this finally posts! *crosses fingers* Third time's the charm?
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