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i did it all for the robins ([personal profile] musesfool) wrote2009-06-21 01:41 am
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every breath i'm deeper into you

Guys, I know this may be shocking, but when you have two guys in a threesome with a girl, and they're getting off on the other one being there and on watching each other have sex and stuff, even if they're not touching each other, they are engaging in homoerotic behavior. You can claim it's not boyslash (and technically maybe it's not, since girl parts are involved), but it is definitely homoerotic. And that's okay! You should embrace it, even if your characters are in denial!

And if those two guys happen to be brothers, you are really stretching the bounds of credulity by claiming that it's not an incestuous situation, even if there is technically no actual brother-on-brother sexual contact.

Own your words, people. Seriously.

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[personal profile] swordage 2009-06-21 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
...That sounds ridiculously hot, actually, except for the whole author-denying-it's-homosexual-incest part. Bom chicka bow ow, as they say.
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[personal profile] musesfool 2009-06-21 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly! It's a great set up and then it's all, "BUT THEY'RE NOT GAY! Not that there's anything WRONG with that!"
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[personal profile] swordage 2009-06-21 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I would be a total sucker for a setup like that, where the boys are in total denial but also totally into it, and there's great progression with them dealing with it (or not) and lots of hot sex and yeah. I can totally see that setup working. :D

Actually this makes me think of [livejournal.com profile] britomart_is's The Air Moves In to Fill the Spaces My Body's Been.
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heh

[personal profile] ilyena_sylph 2009-06-21 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Your timing on this is hysterical to me, as one of my girls and I are delightedly reveling in a pair of brothers who are both completely, canonically, obsessed and in love with the same woman. Of course, it requires saving one of them from a bullet... but that's what fanfic is for, isn't it?

I can't imagine not owning up to 'hey, they're getting off on each other' -- but they're terrifyingly devoted to each other. Or not owning up to that they're being incestuous...
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Re: heh

[personal profile] katarik 2009-06-21 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Technically brother B is not canonically in *love* with her...

(I am still a little in love with her calm question of 'are you asking if I'm okay with an incestuous threesome?' and their '... guess so!' response.)
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Re: heh

[personal profile] ilyena_sylph 2009-06-21 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I misplaced a comma. Yes, true. Just obsessed, in his case.

(*snickers*)
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Re: heh

[personal profile] katarik 2009-06-21 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I would really like for my girl to stop being Tasty Tasty Danger for the creepy, crazy men.
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wait, wait, where are my threesome icons

[personal profile] katarik 2009-06-21 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I am kind of staring in shock at your first paragraph. That apparently it needs to be *said*. I just. Um. Wut.

I admit, I am also staring in shock at the second paragraph, because, look, okay, you are in a bed having sex, even if you are not technically bringing each other to orgasm, you are *in a bed having sex*, but mostly I am going '...' at people apparently thinking there is such a thing as a straight threesome.
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Re: wait, wait, where are my threesome icons

[personal profile] musesfool 2009-06-21 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. And yet there are people who will claim that there is no incest, or that it is only het going on. Which, you know, no.
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Re: wait, wait, where are my threesome icons

[personal profile] katarik 2009-06-21 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't care if the guys aren't actually touching the girl, they are all three in a bed having sex, and one assumes they are all getting off on it. Shut up and own your gay incest.
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