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you've got to get yourself together
Me, to myself last night, after ordering a couple of necessary household items to replace things that have broken/worn out: "and now no more spending money until we pay down some credit card debt!"
Me, to myself this afternoon, after trying to make an unwise third cup of coffee and listening to the Keurig break down: "I guess I'm buying a new Keurig."
Arrgh. I knew it was on its last legs, but I put off ordering a new one and now I will have to go without coffee until it arrives - hopefully tomorrow but 1-day delivery is always iffy. (I mean, technically I have other ways of making coffee, but I also invested in a metric fuckton of k-cups during the spring and summer when I was anxious about supply chain issues so...)
In better news, this weekend I baked these oatmeal cookies, and instead of raisins, I used the dried mixed berries from Sahadi's and they are really good! (I also left out the nuts, and used AP flour instead of white whole wheat.)
In other oatmeal news, steel cut oats were on sale so I bought some and I have tried them in a couple of different ways and...I don't like them. The texture is too chewy and the taste isn't that great. *hands* It's all the things I disliked about oatmeal previously. So I am going back to my plebeian rolled oats, which come out creamy and delicious when done overnight in the slow cooker.
I did manage to finally get all my laundry done last night - I put it off all weekend, but couldn't face letting it hang around any longer. It's even mostly all folded too - just sheets and towels left. Whew.
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callmesandyk: What you wish stories set in NYC right now would get right and rarely do!
In terms of professional stuff - movies and TV shows - I think we could do away with the unrealistically large apartments people live in on TV. At least in Manhattan. I realize they have to get some equipment etc. into the set, but it's just...unbelievable. Unless there are like eight people living there or they are rich people. Or they explicitly mention inheriting the rent-controlled apartment from their parents or something.
I also wish they did better in terms of showing how to get places/how long it takes etc. The subways and buses almost always look wrong, and when they substitute one part of the city for another, sometimes they don't handle it well and you're like, "but that's not how you get there?" Or "that building isn't on the way to that place?" In cities I'm not familiar with, it doesn't bother me, but it does jar me momentarily when I see a diner in Tribeca portraying a diner in Hell's Kitchen and it doesn't look right.
In terms of people writing fic - please stop having people drive everywhere. Unless they live out in the suburbs (on Long Island, in Westchester, in Jersey) or certain areas of Queens (eta: and Staten Island /eta), a large number of people do not drive - we take buses or subways or the LIRR. Or we walk or bike. Walking a lot is very common, especially on errands that are within walking distance (which is farther than you think), and Manhattan, and many outer borough neighborhoods, are set up to be walkable - the grocery store, the dry cleaner, the liquor store, the pizzeria - these are all probably on the way home from the subway. Subways are referred to by their letters or numbers (the 1, the 6, the E) - nobody uses color designations (the blue line, the green line). Crosstown/avenue blocks are longer than north-south number/name blocks (i.e., the one block between 2nd and 3rd Avenue is longer than the one block between 81st and 82nd).
If you're going to namecheck a place, please look at a map - I still recall someone telling me about a story where characters got lost in Bryant Park, which is a park that is one block square. You can't get lost in it - it's not big enough.
In terms of Spider-Man, MCU Peter lives in Forest Hills, so he likely takes the E train to get into Manhattan (when not, you know, webswinging). It's a nice neighborhood, lots of restaurants and shops, absolutely not enough parking. Which is the truth about most places in the city. Oh, speaking of parking - alternate side of the street parking is a thing! You have to get up early to move your car on certain days! This could be used to hilarious effect in fic, though I don't recall seeing it come up much, if at all.
I think that covers my current usual complaints. *g*
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Me, to myself this afternoon, after trying to make an unwise third cup of coffee and listening to the Keurig break down: "I guess I'm buying a new Keurig."
Arrgh. I knew it was on its last legs, but I put off ordering a new one and now I will have to go without coffee until it arrives - hopefully tomorrow but 1-day delivery is always iffy. (I mean, technically I have other ways of making coffee, but I also invested in a metric fuckton of k-cups during the spring and summer when I was anxious about supply chain issues so...)
In better news, this weekend I baked these oatmeal cookies, and instead of raisins, I used the dried mixed berries from Sahadi's and they are really good! (I also left out the nuts, and used AP flour instead of white whole wheat.)
In other oatmeal news, steel cut oats were on sale so I bought some and I have tried them in a couple of different ways and...I don't like them. The texture is too chewy and the taste isn't that great. *hands* It's all the things I disliked about oatmeal previously. So I am going back to my plebeian rolled oats, which come out creamy and delicious when done overnight in the slow cooker.
I did manage to finally get all my laundry done last night - I put it off all weekend, but couldn't face letting it hang around any longer. It's even mostly all folded too - just sheets and towels left. Whew.
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Today's January journal topic comes from
In terms of professional stuff - movies and TV shows - I think we could do away with the unrealistically large apartments people live in on TV. At least in Manhattan. I realize they have to get some equipment etc. into the set, but it's just...unbelievable. Unless there are like eight people living there or they are rich people. Or they explicitly mention inheriting the rent-controlled apartment from their parents or something.
I also wish they did better in terms of showing how to get places/how long it takes etc. The subways and buses almost always look wrong, and when they substitute one part of the city for another, sometimes they don't handle it well and you're like, "but that's not how you get there?" Or "that building isn't on the way to that place?" In cities I'm not familiar with, it doesn't bother me, but it does jar me momentarily when I see a diner in Tribeca portraying a diner in Hell's Kitchen and it doesn't look right.
In terms of people writing fic - please stop having people drive everywhere. Unless they live out in the suburbs (on Long Island, in Westchester, in Jersey) or certain areas of Queens (eta: and Staten Island /eta), a large number of people do not drive - we take buses or subways or the LIRR. Or we walk or bike. Walking a lot is very common, especially on errands that are within walking distance (which is farther than you think), and Manhattan, and many outer borough neighborhoods, are set up to be walkable - the grocery store, the dry cleaner, the liquor store, the pizzeria - these are all probably on the way home from the subway. Subways are referred to by their letters or numbers (the 1, the 6, the E) - nobody uses color designations (the blue line, the green line). Crosstown/avenue blocks are longer than north-south number/name blocks (i.e., the one block between 2nd and 3rd Avenue is longer than the one block between 81st and 82nd).
If you're going to namecheck a place, please look at a map - I still recall someone telling me about a story where characters got lost in Bryant Park, which is a park that is one block square. You can't get lost in it - it's not big enough.
In terms of Spider-Man, MCU Peter lives in Forest Hills, so he likely takes the E train to get into Manhattan (when not, you know, webswinging). It's a nice neighborhood, lots of restaurants and shops, absolutely not enough parking. Which is the truth about most places in the city. Oh, speaking of parking - alternate side of the street parking is a thing! You have to get up early to move your car on certain days! This could be used to hilarious effect in fic, though I don't recall seeing it come up much, if at all.
I think that covers my current usual complaints. *g*
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That parking side switch could be hilarious in a fic. 😁
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That parking side switch could be hilarious in a fic. 😁
Right? There's a lot you could do with that premise.
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and you're making me nostalgic for NYC. I only half-learned the city because I went to boarding school and then college in Cambridge, MA, but I still remember these facts.
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You should come visit once we are no longer in the midst of a health crisis.
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Also, people drive on the Island as well. We are part of NYC too. At least the North Shore - I'm not sure the South Shore wants to be.
Subways are referred to by their letters or numbers (the 1, the 6, the E) - nobody uses color designations (the blue line, the green line).
Unless you are either really old or really, really pretentious, in which case you still might pull out "IRT" and "BMT" designations. My mother occasionally still does that one. I taught it to my nieces so we could all sing together
Oh you can't get to heaven (oh you can't get to heaven)
On the BMT (on the BMT)
'cuz the BMT ('cuz the BMT)
Won't BE EMPTY (won't be empty!)
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I thought about saying nobody really calls them the IRT or BMT (or IND) anymore but I didn't think anyone else would understand what I was talking about! *g*
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So, clean the reservoir, brush the screen on the intake, use bleach. You could end up owning two working Keurigs. I have three. Well, two and a half, the 3rd one has no volume control, I should probably throw it out. Probably.
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Otherwise, yeah, I got nothing. It's painful sometimes when a show/movie/etc. is set in NYC, because the canon takes liberties and then the fandom is just... 🤯
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I'm sure I used to be better about ignoring regional errors, even in fic where the writing is otherwise really good, but now the errors bug me to the point of not being able to read any further.
(The most annoying thing about Bridgerton for me was that nearly every single exterior shot was so obviously Bath rather than London. I know it's not really the showrunners fault as there's not really much left of Regency London that works for filming, but how can I believe that they're in London when just up there is my favourite toy shop from my childhood, or just over there is where I walked out of pub and lost my footing stepping off a kerb and smashing my knees in front of strangers, even though I'd not touched a drop of alcohol.)
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MCU fic is a treasure trove of bad NYC geography.
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Yeah.
And I have, in fact, repeatedly gotten lost in Bryant Park. Admittedly all those times were during the winter skating thing, when it's all full of booths, but since that's about the only time I'm ever there I don't know if this fact means anything.
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My last visit, I nearly froze to death walking from 8th Ave to 11th, because Jesu Christo were those long blocks and the bitter cold wind coming off the river was just killing me. I was very underdressed because I stupidly listened to the weather guys and brought the wrong type of coat. I don't know if I'd just forgotten how loooong those blocks are or what. But seriously, lost in Bryant Park, rotfl.
I have never understood the alternate side parking thing. What is the purpose? What is it about? Is it some street cleaning thing, or deliveries, or transit? Every time when I was at Slate that half the staff would be griping about being late and having to move their cars in the early morning, I never fully grokked what the purpose was.
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I don't mind when Lawn Order puts addresses in the east river - I get that they want to not give any real addresses - but that kind of misnaming would bother me (see also, the green line/the blue line for the subway, which friends from other cities have used when they're here asking for directions - I don't mind if tourists say it, but tv show writers should know better if they're setting a show here).
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After The Avengers came out, a lot of friends who came in to visit would ask me for a tour of the locations shown. I did my bit!
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I feel like the lack of parking is not used enough in fic, though tv shows have managed to milk some good episodes out of it.
After The Avengers came out, a lot of friends who came in to visit would ask me for a tour of the locations shown. I did my bit!
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I have complete respect for anyone who lives in NYC and can find their way around. And understand when media gets locations wrong.
Umbrella Academy got parts of Dallas wrong this year. It was like they picked random street names off a Dallas roadmap but didn’t notice where they were. One was in Deep Ellum, so it was correct. The other one was in Uptown. And they both run the same direction.
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Between 14th Street and 125th Street, I would say Manhattan follows a pretty standard grid, so once you've got the idea of it, it's not that hard to follow. Further uptown or further downtown it's all a crapshoot. *g*