
I finished the seventh and final season of Buffy The Vampire Slayer. At around halfway through season five it got better and less predictable but it was still heavy on the soft porn and male gaze. The last two disks had scratches which cut out half an episode (where Xander gets bled to unseal the Hellmouth) and the last eight minutes of the finale, right before Spike lights up. I managed to catch those last 8 minutes on YouTube.

I have lots of nits to pick, but the major one is
why are there only
two slayers, Buffy and Faith? Faith is the result of Buffy kinda dying by drowning in Season One. Well, Faith actually replaces Kendra when she (Kendra) dies, but this just solidifies the slayer fork where there are now two slayers. Then Buffy _really_ dies a few seasons later, as in dead and rotting in her grave for five months, before getting resurrected. Where is slayer three? Then there was the flatliner moment in a hospital, where Buffy would have been just as kinda dead as she had been when she drowned. Ergo, there must be a slayer #4. Until the final season smashes the chain and suddenly it's Oprah time:
You get to be a slayer and you get to be a slayer and you get to be a slayer and...! Slayers, slayers everywhere. Out there. Happily ever after. Oh wait,
what season eight? There is no season eight. Comic books do not a season make.

Another big nit: Angel was given a ring of invulnerability, he should be a day-walking vampire now. What happened to that? Plus, the Sunnydale cops are useless and everyone gets away with murder and destruction of property. Sunnydale is pretty posh for a town of 35,000 lost in the desert, it has a top notch museum, a hospital that does brain surgery, two hopping hotspots, five graveyards, a gigantic "state of the art" high school, no Hispanics whatsoever (not even Spanish classes), a University of California campus, greystone buildings and churches and crowds of people milling around downtown when there's a huge mall they could go to instead. And furthermore, Buffy goes to live in a university dorm (a luxury dorm at that!) because home is too far from class and too far to visit to boot, but not so far that she doesn't continue visiting Angel, the Bronze and all the graveyards. And last but not least, the ewww dead! vampires that Buffy is both kissing and copulating. Characteristics of said dead people: bad smell, no heartbeat, not breathing. And yet, they bleed red (ergo, oxygenated blood), it takes breath to pass air through the vocal cords to speak and Spike was getting repeatedly _drowned_ by an "Ubervampire". Then there's the whole 'a vampire is a demon that remembers the host's body's past but is not that person' shtick. Shenanegans! I see ducks walking and quacking. These vampires are still the people they were before they died, but with a gleeful evil personality shift and a craving for blood. People with brain damage.

Well, I watched it. Now to send the seasons back to the goodwill-type store, except season one, it's totally toasted.

On the plus side, I watched three good movies in a row:
Toy Story 5 (played in English at the flea pit and not at 9:30 at night!), and via DVD,
Rango (weird animated western about a town of anthropomorphic animals desperate for water) and
Sneakers (a team of freelance security hackers out to steal a de-encryption program).
Sneakers had been on my
movies to see list but in 1992 it wasn't available in English near me and if it turned up in a rental store, that would have been on VHS, ergo, French only. Rental DVD's were great while they lasted, they'd always include the original English soundtrack, but not rental VHS tapes.
