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I have this weird thing where if I'm eating and someone else is eating, and they gag, I...well, I used to throw up, but I got that under control because apparently that's not socially acceptable, reacting to gagging with puke. So I apologize for that last frame, but seriously, that pizza crust has been draped over The Puppy's head for so many weeks I can't even remember when--oh yeah, February. I think. February was like last week to me. Perhaps the way time is whizzing by means I'm having fun.

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Am I, like certain big companies who are making a great big mess because they literally got into things deeper than they should have, maybe kinda sorta denying that things in me central are a bit out of control at the moment? Hell no, I'm just not talking about it! Because it is so dull it wouldn't even make good comics--but that won't stop me from trying.

So this strip may not actually show up here for a few hours because it was done but not uploaded until two minutes ago, but the ComicGenesis page has it in all its...its...glitter and doom? Sounds good to me.

(Lars' question is translated in the alt-text, btw.)

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This comic is going up late because I don't know what day it is! :D *ahem* No, really. I er...cake was involved, and time just gets away from me. Rather embarrassing to forget to post right after a comic where I'm all, "I'm getting too old for this!" I imagine any lurking readers would see no comic Friday and think I've finally sacked the whole thing, but no, the fish police must be dealt with. And here is how I chose to deal with it. It was kind of like a metaphor about wishing all the haters of the world would do something useful and plug up the spewing oil pipe.

All these comics are extreme twistings of stuff going on in my head. IT'S CHEAPER THAN THERAPYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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Does this punch line ever get old? OH HO HO! I must be getting old, 'cause I start taking words from like, Centerfold by the J. Geils Band and putting it with the new Scissor Sisters song Invisible Light because that one is new and I haven't memorized all the stuff about Ian McKellan and sailors scaling the walls. I spend a lot of time with music in my head.

I'm not really getting too old for this. ^_^

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Blowing up the fish police is in no way a solution to anything. That said, there's a Far Side cartoon where the woodland creatures go huntin'. It always amused me, in much the same way Lars' rocket launcher amused me. I wish there was a Far Side index online so I could link to the strip I mean because holy moly randomly Googling "Far Side hunting" makes me just about as twitchy as the news about the oil spill. I am a dainty dainty princess who lets aphids suck my blood as I hack up hedges.

SUMMER! ...it's hot outdoors. I was hiding under my tree and a spider tapped me on the arm. For real. It was only a garden spider, and apparently a very polite one, but sometimes my mind can only manage HOLY CRAP A SPIDER TAPPED ME ON THE ARM. I got out of its way.

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If only there was a sink large enough for all the sea life to stay in while everything else is going down the drain....

Not funny at all, I know. It just showed up on the paper around the day I realized I hope the people in charge of our nuclear plants aren't as stupid as the jerks who are supposed to be running oil rigs. *sigh*

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Ain't that always the way? Meet the dog man of your dreams and he pulls out a rocket launcher. Unless you're planning a Bruce Cockburn singalong, it can be awkward.

Hey, it's not as bad as having a raccoon run at you screaming like I did the other night. According to the neighbors there was more than one so it could be that I just walked in on play time. I know I walked in on naptime. You ever see a sleeping raccoon butt? I saw a sleeping raccoon's butt in my tree. How do you raccoon-proof a cherry tree? It's like, growing food! I've been engaging in extreme deforestation out in the backyard. All my lovely overgrown topiary blancmanges, I have to make them wispy. It's not as quick or fun as Farm Island Tiki Café Wars, but it's all airy and bright inside the hedges again. So vines can grow up them.

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Why are the people who make fake IDs in spy movies always so interesting? Is it because I never got over the whole childhood Bond kick? ...Okay, I guess that's why. Anyway, comic with jokey alt-text for hovering over added silliness!

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This happens to me all the time. Unlike reality, I remember where my pants are, they were fashioned into butterfly wings! Of course. But who's going to believe a story like that? HA!

...This one started because I had an opinion about profiling people who dressed a certain way, mainly because I've been profiled for the way I dress--what, hooded jackets are outlawed in July? But my oh my, how this comic sums up how I am.

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Have I ever had such dramatic tension in my strip? I don't know, I can't remember! But like the bug population in summer, this is getting thick!

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