My most trustworthy pants.
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here)
This happens to me all the time. Unlike reality, I remember where my pants are, they were fashioned into butterfly wings! Of course. But who's going to believe a story like that? HA!
...This one started because I had an opinion about profiling people who dressed a certain way, mainly because I've been profiled for the way I dress--what, hooded jackets are outlawed in July? But my oh my, how this comic sums up how I am.