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Question: Why does choking on a mouthful of chai and almost coughing a lung up make your eyes water? Anyone?
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Zack, Zack and Reno/Zack. Sorta. Maybe.
I'm avoiding again so of course there's a silly post. Here it is.
First up, lots of Zack.
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And finally, chapter 2 of Reno's Problem, a very strange little fic which may or may not develop into a proper fic with decent length chapters and everything. Usual stuff applies, Square Enix owns them not me. Warnings for swearing (it's Reno) and very pretty boyz if that needs a warning.
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First up, lots of Zack.
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And finally, chapter 2 of Reno's Problem, a very strange little fic which may or may not develop into a proper fic with decent length chapters and everything. Usual stuff applies, Square Enix owns them not me. Warnings for swearing (it's Reno) and very pretty boyz if that needs a warning.
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The Definition of Happiness
Well at the moment for me, it's a cup of Waitrose chai latte and a cinnamon man biscuit (like a gingerbread man, but....not). Pure, unadulterated bliss. I am grinning like the proverbial Cheshire Cat.
Oh, word of warning though. Don't go to Waitrose. Ever. You will never be able to buy all you want in that shop. I had to grit my teeth and NOT succumb to the sinful delights offered on either side, like fresh fruit in a sauce of muscovado sugar and vanilla, a delicatessen range I would give my first born child for (in the highly unlikely event I ever have one), a range of teas to make your eyes stand on stalks....I could go on, but I don't want to go through it again or make any of my flist who know Waitrose weep.
I was pretty good, I got what was on my list, which was mostly fresh veggies and fruit, and I only succumbed three, well ok, four times to temptation. I don't count the chai latte because I had seen that on the website and so I count that under 'essentials' and it was on my list *cough*
My sinful delights were:
Strawberries - I know, in March, food miles and all that, but they called to me, right off the shelf and into my trolley. I was most surprised to see them there I tell you.
Cheese fondue - Because I adore it and it was there and *hangs head* Yeah.
The Aforementioned Cinnamon men biscuits, 12 thereof - Although they are mini ones, so I don't feel so bad.
A piece of Apple Loaf and three pieces of assabee, which is a bit like baklava only a bit nuttier - Alright so I know that's two things, but they were put in the same box so they only count as one ;) Ahem.
I had fun too, the lady I asked when I had gone up and down the likely aisles 4 times looking for polenta was smiley and helpful, as was the young guy on the patisserie counter and the other young guy and girl who helped me check my
What? I am easy to make happy and Grocery shopping in Waitrose makes me happy. Now if only I could have carried it out to a shiny new Aston Martin DBS waiting for me in the car park the experience would have been complete. Hee.
Oh, word of warning though. Don't go to Waitrose. Ever. You will never be able to buy all you want in that shop. I had to grit my teeth and NOT succumb to the sinful delights offered on either side, like fresh fruit in a sauce of muscovado sugar and vanilla, a delicatessen range I would give my first born child for (in the highly unlikely event I ever have one), a range of teas to make your eyes stand on stalks....I could go on, but I don't want to go through it again or make any of my flist who know Waitrose weep.
I was pretty good, I got what was on my list, which was mostly fresh veggies and fruit, and I only succumbed three, well ok, four times to temptation. I don't count the chai latte because I had seen that on the website and so I count that under 'essentials' and it was on my list *cough*
My sinful delights were:
Strawberries - I know, in March, food miles and all that, but they called to me, right off the shelf and into my trolley. I was most surprised to see them there I tell you.
Cheese fondue - Because I adore it and it was there and *hangs head* Yeah.
The Aforementioned Cinnamon men biscuits, 12 thereof - Although they are mini ones, so I don't feel so bad.
A piece of Apple Loaf and three pieces of assabee, which is a bit like baklava only a bit nuttier - Alright so I know that's two things, but they were put in the same box so they only count as one ;) Ahem.
I had fun too, the lady I asked when I had gone up and down the likely aisles 4 times looking for polenta was smiley and helpful, as was the young guy on the patisserie counter and the other young guy and girl who helped me check my
contraband
shopping out.What? I am easy to make happy and Grocery shopping in Waitrose makes me happy. Now if only I could have carried it out to a shiny new Aston Martin DBS waiting for me in the car park the experience would have been complete. Hee.
Please Drive Carefully aka Oh James!
This will in all likelihood be the first of two posts today (the second may have a little more substance *grin*) and it is made with some distress. Please look at the image below and remember, if you will, why women drivers can get cheaper cap insurance.
He. Wrecked.
Now I am not usually a girl into cars, I'm more of a biker chick (Ducati 996=sex, trust me on this) but, and this is serious, so pay attention......
This is not any car, this is an *deep, steadying breath*
*cannot go on, goes off to weep*
Really, 007....
(yeah, saw Casino Royale. Best Bond ever. Tip: If someone cuts the bottom out of a chair and then asks you to sit on it, be afraid, be very afraid *wince*)
He. Wrecked.
That.
Now I am not usually a girl into cars, I'm more of a biker chick (Ducati 996=sex, trust me on this) but, and this is serious, so pay attention......
This is not any car, this is an *deep, steadying breath*
Aston Martin DBS
. Run over the girl, I mean what does she expect, lying in the road like that? But DO NOT, DO YOU HEAR ME, DO NOT WRECK THE DAMN CAR!!!!!
There's a chance she may reincarnate after all and she's playing you anyway, by the way, but the car will be twisted, destroyed, wrecked....*wail**cannot go on, goes off to weep*
Really, 007....
(yeah, saw Casino Royale. Best Bond ever. Tip: If someone cuts the bottom out of a chair and then asks you to sit on it, be afraid, be very afraid *wince*)