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hello lads. my name’s emmie, i write stuff and cry about various fandoms. i’m also autistic, so if you notice me obviously going through periods where i get Super Obsessed with one fandom, no you don’t ❤️ i love interaction but am terrible at initiating it, please feel free to comment on any of my posts, dm me, or send me asks.

you can find the tag for my writing here, i’ve written for dc, one piece, and star trek aos. i’m aro-ace and basically only write gen-fic.

fandoms include:

  • star trek (tos, aos, ds9)
  • lockwood & co (tv & books)
  • gravity falls
  • the hunger games
  • the x-files
  • star wars
  • tolkien
  • doctor who (classic & new)
  • psych
  • dc (batfamily, some superman, and also the og titans)
  • hermitcraft
  • asoiaf
  • one piece
  • asoue
  • magnificent seven (tv)
  • murderbot diaries (and also tv)

as an addition, i’m also a practising christian, so if you’re cool with that, great! if you’re not, you’d probably rather not follow me.

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puddeneen
papinianista

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

timefortigers

sheds a single tear

catchaspark

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

puddeneen

#i hope we all celebrated this international feast day accordingly

it's back again boys they're taking the hobbits to isengard lotr tolkien memes
roycohn
roycohn

inspired by a rant i was going on elsewhere bc someone tweeted something very stupid and uninformed about hamlet and it got my back up as someone who took two single-text-focus english literature courses in college and they were on wuthering heights and hamlet, i now put it to all of you on here:

what's "your" shakespeare play?

hamlet

macbeth

the tempest

merchant of venice

midsummer night's dream

twelfth night

richard iii

othello

julius caesar

king lear

another not listed (specify in tags) (i really just put my own top 10 here nbd)

i have no particular feelings about any shakespeare play/results tag

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i said hamlet but i remember a comedy of errors most vividly shakespeare
bowditch
kuttithevangu

There’s nothing quite so disappointing as a story that’s this close 🤏 to Getting It but then they do some absolute clown shoes nonsense that makes it clear they don’t get it at all

bowditch

listen, i love the LOTR movies. i do! i love them. they are cinematic masterpieces of practical effects and team effort. it's astounding they look and sound as good as they do for what movies were at the time, the budget they had, etc.

but one of the quibbles i have with them is faramir's arc. in the books, faramir refuses to take the ring. in fact, he refuses to even know what object the item of power is. he tells frodo not to tell him! "not were gondor in ruins and i alone could save it, would i use this thing!" he studied with gandalf for years and years. he KNOWS objects of dark power corrupt.

and in the commentary for the LOTR movies, the writing cast (Philipa Boyens, specifically, I think?) talks about the change to have Faramir try to take Frodo to Gondor so they can use the object of power. she says that they've built the ring up for all the prior running time, to convey to the audience how powerful it is, and that Faramir comes along and "strips the ring of all its power."

i have been haunted by the Almost Getting It for years. Frodo's encounter with Faramir is important because of that! Faramir has so many reasons to succumb and rationalize trying to use the ring, and he says no. Frodo desperately needs that hope, that it CAN be done, at that specific moment. he's also been separated from the group charged with getting him to Mordor because of betrayal, and now only has Sam and Gollum. Faramir's refusal to take him off course or take the ring also gives Frodo hope that he still has support from the world around him, and that not all men have fallen and become lost already.

i understand many other changes to the story for drama and for run time, but that's one detail that's always struck me as illustrating precisely how close they were to understanding The Point, only to miss it entirely

faramir is absolutely my biggest issue with the films i love them but that faramir characterisation is not good lotr tolkien faramir
draconym
draconym

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

draconym

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

melkor's motivations in my grand silmarillion asoue au just in summary also so true