mendees, posts by tag: randomness - LiveJournal

Why is it that the most annoying people on the planet have a damn habit of appearing when your really not in the sodding mood for there stupid pointless drivel
I think the world would be greatly improved if you were legally allowed to hit said people with sticks
Cover them in Tar and Feathers, and then set fire to their shoes!!

The pillock in question has managed to infiltrate my quiet zone
There i was enjoying my break, sitting in the library with a book on Nazi War Atrocities
And like a very annoying mushroom, he sprung up and proceeded to jabber on for the entirety of my break time

Nipple

In tother news dudeulike needs damning to the firey pits of hell for introducing me to sodding Tetrinet
Arrrrrggggg so damn addictive

And seagulls need shooting for shatting on my bloody green velvet jacket
Bloody flying terrorists
They all need beating with large spikey things
Ah well it's supposed to be good luck or summat............................................................................
What a load of old cobblers

It appears that the Facebook Poke war has spilled out into LJ land
so it is about time i jabbered

I was/am going to have a big waffle about recent adventures but i have been destracted

My lighter bust the other day, so i have been resorting to matches of late i noticed to my horror earlier today that the warning on the box that says
'Keep out of reach of children'
Now also bears the warning
'Keep out of reach of pets'
Since then i have had amusing images of Lassie trying to spark up a woodbine
Aaaan the IQ level keeps on plummeting

Anyhoo down to brass tacks
There has been many a groovy adventure of late including a long overdue return to Hex in The City
It's just a pity i was so shagged out from travel and stuff that i crashed at about midnight and got a sodding migrane anyhoo it was groovy to see folks again, and to do Two DJ sets, the set lists are to be found........
I was meant to do 3 sets but as i mentioned above i was no sodding use nor ornament by the end of the night, so cheers to byteback for stepping in at the last minute, and cheers to bexbat and co for a groovy night and to everyone who showed up for their support

Anyhoo the day after was a groovy adventure to Sheffield with pesky_piskie to see the Cruxshadows, this also included finding a very fookin groovy pub in Sheffield that was stocked to the gills with real ales and good food
ooooooooh YES there will be another Sheffield adventure, (possibly Bat Fink at some point)

Anyhoo more groovieness followed the week and ended up with a Nice river walk and drink in the sun on Saturday followed by my First slots at the monthly Exeter RGM
This is now a regular thing due to the fact that both sets i had a full dancefloor cheers pesky_piskie for dragging people off their arses and to byteback oholiab joysilence and the rest For dancing like loons, sets for sat at the RGM can be found
Huzzah!!

Anyhooo im off to become a worm charmer and to set fire to liam's shoes

Hmmmmm
After discovering a grey hair or two in my beard
and noticing that parts of my moustache are turning blonde
I voiced my concern to dudeulike
who pointed out, quite acurately that his own face fur is turning 'Turkish Hooker Blonde'

Now the time has come to pose the question.......

Do we grow old gracefully
Or just go halves on a box of sodding 'Just For Men' ?????????

This Is Gerold He Is The Commander of The Octopuss army........

Guess What?

mmmmmmmmmmmmm


And just to put the nail on how random this post is.......

The night of the Frodo (fredo you dumbass byteback )

kurala_starborn said that she wanted her spider to take on my snake

Oooohhhhhhh MATRON

mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahh
ALL HAIL SNAKE BATTLES!!!!!!!!


And You All Need To....
GET BACK IN THE WORRRM!!!!!!!!!!

I dunno what is going on at the moment
i keep falling victim to stupid random attacks with bizzare objects
I have copped a Chocolate frog right between the eyes
and knicker elastic to the eyeball

Both of which didn't so much hurt as startle the hell out of me

ah well i guess its what you get for smart arse jokes

10 out of 10 for byteback 's skilled shot across the room with a sodding Freddo

In tother news.........
Discovered a very groovy Ale-House in Topsham
anyone in the area needs to get thasses over to the Bridge to sample
the fine ales and country wines (mmmmmmm Blackberry and Rasin)

And Snake Battlestm is going to take the world by ssssssstorm

And this is what happens when dudeulike has too much time on his hands

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Now if said man was with friends
or being chased by men in white coats with big nets
i could possibly understand his behaviour

But there is definately somthing disturbing about
a grown man brandishing a french stick in a phallic manner
whilst using a pedestrian crossing

Indeed, following what seems to be a recent trend of having unusual things for tea
Last night, Baracuda and stuffed peppers were consumed
May i reccomend that...
Everyone gets there lips around the snake, 
hmmmm sea snake is goooood!!

Unfortunately i cannot say the same about last nights Dr Who
Whomever a) informed the new assistant she can act
and b) scripted the awful dialogue
Needs a jolly good slap with a big wet fish!!

anyhoo, in tother news
The RGM last night was rather groovy, even if the G part of the title didn't appear until the end of the night 
unlucky matthewnorth it came on literally 5 minutes after you buggered off

And it appears that the world has been invaded by sodding chocolate Rabbits

reet im off to beat a chicken with a crabstick!!!

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I was beaten by a Sainsburys 'Mega Brunch'
Fooking hell it was large
I am now going to break with
*grumble Grumble Supermarket* tradition and actually recomend
The £3.99 mega brunch, it actually kicks ass!!

In tother news.....
Two pirate gigs in the space of a week is a groovy thing
there are pics (most of them quite drunken *shock horror*)
Which im sure will surface at some point

and i appear to have been thinking about this a bit too much recently
as i had a dream about
"wacky-waving-inflatable-arm-flailing-tube-men"
Following me down the high street

CURSE YOU DEBENHAMS!!!

Oh and My Space appears to be borked again
Fooking shocker that one is!

There is a
WACKY WAVING ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN
On the roof of Debenhams!!!
Fooking class!

Possibly only Family Guy fans will know what the flock im gibbering on about
But hey
It amused me!!