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Wiped.

I just got back home after spending every single day since last Thursday in a car for interstate travel. My itinerary:

Thursday 6:00pm: Left San Antonio
Friday 8:30 am: Arrived in Montgomery

Saturday 5:00am: Left Montgomery
Saturday 8:00pm: Arrived in Cleveland

Sunday 4:00pm: Left Cleveland
Sunday 10:30pm: Arrived in Bristow, VA

Monday 10:00am: Left Bristow
Tuesday 1:30am: Arrived in Montgomery

Wednesday 1:30pm: Left Montgomery
Thursday 4:00am: Arrived in San Marcos

Total time in transit: 63 hours
Total states visited: 14
Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Tennessee, Kentucky, Ohio, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Maryland, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia

A short recap of why: Went to Alabama; Alan and I drove to Cleveland for Anne's graduation. Parents decided to leave the car there for her and asked if we would drive them home to Virginia. We all squished into the car and the next morning Alan and I got up and drove back to Alabama. From there I got to spend a negligible amount of time sleeping before getting up, doing laundry, eating lunch, and heading back home.

Am I tired? You fucking bet. It is so bedtime now. I love you all :3
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Rrgh

I need to manage my time better. I've always been awful at that.

Had a vivid dream last night where I ran into Bill, and he was confused as to why I wasn't wearing a ring that *he* had given to me. Yikes. I was jarred awake from the dream by my morning phone call from Alan. I wasn't about to tell him "thank you for saving me from awkward drama created by my brain involving an ex," but I did thank him for waking me up from a really kimoi dream. Which is still the truth.

My room is a mess. I have projects to finish/start. I have laundry to do. I have dishes to wash.

I love you all!
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Oh, Kanye.

Just when I thought he couldn't be a bigger idiot, I stumbled across Kanye West's video for Stronger via a post on Hanzi Smatter.

Seriously, if you have billions of dollars at your disposal to make a video for a song, make sure you fit a real Japanese person into your budget proposal. Hell, even a 2nd semester Japanese student would do.

Seriously, STOSOGA? Not impressed. At all.

Dagmar pointed out that it's the same as Engrish, but it really isn't. Japanese people think they know English because they're forced to study it in school. They're proud of their knowledge, however limited it may be. Whoever did this "translation" for Kanye seems pretty ignorant of Japanese and probably did some quick searching on the web before doing the graphical layout. Unless they wanted it to be blatantly 英本語 I think it's embarrassing.

Also, IT WAS FILMED IN JAPAN. THEY WERE SURROUNDED BY JAPANESE PEOPLE.

But then again, a part of me sort of hopes that the text was done by a Japanese person and that they did the 英本語 on purpose.

Ignorant idiot. I hate the Harajuku gimmick obsession so much.
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Damn you, Morning Musume!

One of the quirky things about Japanese grocery stores is that they often play only one of two stations on their radios:
1. American adult contemporary
2. Karaoke versions of pop music

A couple grocery stores I frequented were prone to the latter, and although I occasionally heard happy songs such as Poison from the GTO drama or a random Glay song, it seemed that every single time I went to Inageya they were playing Morning Musume's Koi no DANCE SITE, the ONLY MM song that I know, and one that annoys me to no end. I have to say that it's not really the song that annoys me (...but it is an annoying song) as much as the tune is soooooo catchy that it easily gets in my brain and won't let me die. And it's even worse in bad karaoke MIDI form.

Guess what is plaguing me right now.

Share my pain?

Hooh hah. Hooh hah. Ay yai yai yai. Ay yai yai yai.
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Home and quick recap

Texas is hot. When I left Japan, it was about 55 degrees. Austin is 85. Woo D:

The flight back from Japan was significantly better than the one to Japan, for two reasons:
1. It is 4 hours shorter.
2. The planes gets it food from Japan.

It was my last chance to drink Japanese milk and juice, and I took full advantage of it. I really wish there was a way that I could get Japanese milk in America. It's really that much better. The bread, too-- white bread in Japan is so incredibly delicious. Oh well, I guess that means I have to go back soon?

My trip was made significantly more awesome by the combined efforts of Athena, Brian, and Debra; the former two acted as more than gracious hosts; it was so nice to see Debra, an old school friend again. Brian went above and beyond the call of duty by lending me his spare cell phone mobile for the last two weeks that I was in town. I believe it had $100 worth of talk time, of which I used the entire thing :x Luckily (!!) it ran out the morning I had to give it back, when I was playing phone tag between the three arranging the day's activities. I am somewhat baffled as to how I could use that much time on a cell phone; apparently I talk too damn much. Anyhow, much thanks and appreciation also go out to his mother, who treated us three strange girls to a 7-course dinner at a fancy hotel owned by the Navy. She gifted us with a box of Godiva at the end, which was also super nice. Hanging with Brian was also fun, especially since our first excursion together was through a typhoon (no, literally). I still have to write about that day. It was amazing. I'm still in wonder as to how he has the guts to meet all the people in the film and comic industry that he has. I'm so intimidated by even minor celebrity. He also has a swanky pad (which, as weird as it feels to say it, I hope he'll be able to move out of and into Fussa as soon as he can, if the job at Yokota pans out. Ganbare!)

Athena, of course, went all out and had to do the amazing Alice in Wonderland restaurant when we first got together, and she also snagged tickets for the Ghibli Museum for us. She and Brian also made sure that I didn't drop all my cash on train/subway fares, and for that I am ever so thankful. My second trip to Harajuku will forever be immortalized with her because, you know what? It takes years. Case closed. ...Savages! Her sense of humor trips me out. She also knows the most fun places to hang out and eat-- she introduced me to Chococro, amazing ice cream in Yokohama, amazing cake on the west side, and Namja Town. She also knows style like no other-- she's got a sharp eye for brands and seasons of what the girls are wearing. It's quite amazing.

Hanging out with Debra brought back old memories, but I have to say that I was slightly taken aback when we met in Shinjuku-- I didn't even recognize her since she ditched her old glasses for contacts and grew out her hair to ponytail length. I felt so unglamorous standing next to her as she was dolled up and so adorable. I envy her closet (and her figure...) We had fun in Shibuya, rolling our eyes at the blonde and pointy-shoed cogal/ganguro/Twiggy-esque shopgirls. Oh man, and raiding the cheap jewelry stores in Takeshitadoori? Hello yes :3

In summary: the family stuff was nice-- I got to reconnect with aunts and uncles I hadn't seen since I was very young. My grandmother is doing okay (all things considered)-- she is at home with one of my uncles and he takes good care of her. Her health is, well, stable at best, but then again she is 92 so really, that's sort of how things go when you're that old. The friend stuff was fun-- it has me addicted to Tokyo like nothing else. I always thought that I'd go there, like it, and be done with it for a while, but I really would like to make plans to go back in the near future. It's just that amazing. I also need to get out of Tokyo and go to other parts of Japan; I am especially curious about the Kansai region.

Anyway, details later. I just wanted to quickly thank everyone who made my trip amazing. You guys are really the best :3
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Drive-by Update

I need to sleep soon, and I'm exhausted from the past four days anyhow so it shouldn't be a problem. Aided by the 15-year old home-made umeshu that my uncle shared with us (and the plums that were steeping in the delicious delicious liqueur) I think this night will be awesomely full of sleep. Oh, but a hot bath first. Yes, plz.

Thursday my aunt called me while I was window shopping by myself in Tachikawa, and she took me to an izakaya inhabited by Oyaji ("Daddy"), the big, battle-scarred orange cat with half a tail and his sons Seven, who has a similarly halved tail, but with a kink making it look like the number 7, and a random itty bitty version of the former two who shot out of a bookcase and disappeared. I was fed oden, squid, and salad and we sang copious amounts of karaoke (my uncle is a karaoke fanatic and insisted we do some duets). Language barriers aside, it was a fun night. Karaoke is made easier when surrounded by people who love it, but it is an even bigger breeze when given beer and haichu.

Friday my aunt took me Akiba, where I helped her pick out a digital camera. We had lunch, then headed to Kappabashidori, which was a little disappointing as I had hoped to find something actually useful there. We went to Shinjuku, where we met my uncle for dinner. It was there that I discovered that there are indeed things that I cannot possibly eat, despite my mostly-iron stomach and tolerance for a vast array of flavors.

Saturday I met up with the 'Thena and Brian in Yokohama, where we sampled sake and tidbits of food at a food festival, ate amazing ice cream from the most amazing ice cream stand in existence, and trekked into the very depths of the Earth to catch a subway to Chinatown. From there we sort of stumbled into a weird situation where a shoplady sent her friend/sister/woman of undetermined relationship to escort us to a restaurant when Brian inquired about Peking duck. The food was not quite what we expected, but the experience was interesting enough. Panda martial arts stores were perused, sweets and onikuman were purchased, and after being partially blinded by the blingingness of the ostentatious temple there, we returned from whence we came and sat down for some cake and coffee/tea. Much chatting was done before we decided it would be prudent to make our return.

Sunday Athena and I met in Harajuku for some noontime shopping. She surprised me with an ume tofu plushie, which is covered in what must be a fabric made entirely out of angels since it is unearthly in its softness. Takuya Angel? Wtf, dood. Tokyo rave fashion at its finest (weirdest?). Engrish clothing is not in short supply in Harajuku, and luckiry we were able to find some gems that will never cease to shock and amaze. I hear that it takes years to recover from the in-jokes that you accumulate from such things. Mercy. Athena also acquired some shoes that were five hundred fucking yen (let's get 'em).

After we'd had enough of the Harajukuness of Harajuku, we trained it towards the mountains and into the significantly more austere Mitaka, home of the Ghibli Art Museum. I have to say that watching their examples of different types of animation were mesmerizing and difficult to escape from, once caught up watching them. I'm sorry, a tiny clay Totoro pops out of the frigging ground and scampers up a tree (amongst other amazing things) in their giant spinning strobe-light/claymation exhibit. HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT TO STARE AT THAT FOR HOURS SRSLY. Their short movie du jour was a delightful story about a girl who goes into the mountains, encountering onomatopoeia-producing creatures, forests, and weather elements, to whom she offers apples and ramen in exchange for safe passage and mushrooms. The entire soundtrack was produced by two people, making noises, and it mostly resembled storytelling by drunk friends. I loved it. Exploring was done, and a cute dinner was had in the Straw Hat Cafe. We also got the fruit sandwich of our dreams. I would say that's an accurate description.

(this is turning into a real update and not really drive-by anymore. hm.)

We met Brian at Hachiko (literally, he was standing in front of him) in Shibuya, and from there we entered the wonderful/frightening world that is Mandarake. On a table I saw what appeared to be a doujinshi with GeGeGe no Kitaro's Kitaro on the cover, blushing. Something was truly amiss about that, and I felt the need to not be in that section anymore. We then went to Shakey's pizza, where I opted out of the buffet but instead got extremely sweet grapefruit soda. The place was filled with school girls and boys, and some young men who were so absolutely the epitome of cool that they dropped the temperature of the restaurant several degrees, prompting me to put on my newly acquired SPLENDID MINORITY (necessity knows no law) long-sleeved tee. After spending some time chatting and showing off the new shirts to Brian (who was able to decipher the symbols on a "grammer test"[sic], sealing his pedagogical fate), we scampered back to the trains and headed our separate ways.

Today Mom and I took a long walk down memory lane and she pointed out all sorts of places that used to be only fields and are now filled with apartment buildings and dry cleaners. She also pointed out crappy shacks where they stuck the American servicemen 60 years ago. They are still standing today, and people still live in them. A couple weeks ago she found the house where she used to live when she first got married, and was appalled that people still lived there because, even 40 years ago, it was crappy.

Tomorrow we're going to visit my oldest aunt, who seems rather dismayed that I am coming along because she has a messy house. If things go awry, I am going to make my escape and maybe go to Hamamura zoo or something.