ok this is cool
'as Tom Fickard said in his short novel Rides of the Wave, "when the urge comes to give your fellow human a thrashing, resist and ice the temples, if the urge persists rub ice around the opening of the anus for a guarantee removal of violent thoughts..."
a short tip from Ham Jams extensive collection of literature' - Oneseven mailer for this week.
check out this idea. I'm so gonna try this next time I want to beat the crap out of somebody. ... Hmmm... I guess this assumes your violent reaction is not a spur of the moment thing. Like you're sitting at home, reflecting on the week's events and suddenly realise that that guy at the 711 is always really rude to you. Then you ice the temples, and the anus if need be. :)
But if you're out and about, chatting with friends in the pub, and a guy breaks a pool cue over your back, like in some western movie. Well, do walk over to the bar and ask the barpeople for some ice??? Possible. Situation could be averted. But....
What if you were on the road, a stinking hot day and some arsehole is trialing you like 30cm behind the whole way. When you move over to let him pass, he gives you the finger and then crawls in front of you, preventing you from going anywhere. It's time to open a can of whoopass...So, the guy is pretty much in for it because no ice is around. ... Still, it's a cool idea.
a short tip from Ham Jams extensive collection of literature' - Oneseven mailer for this week.
check out this idea. I'm so gonna try this next time I want to beat the crap out of somebody. ... Hmmm... I guess this assumes your violent reaction is not a spur of the moment thing. Like you're sitting at home, reflecting on the week's events and suddenly realise that that guy at the 711 is always really rude to you. Then you ice the temples, and the anus if need be. :)
But if you're out and about, chatting with friends in the pub, and a guy breaks a pool cue over your back, like in some western movie. Well, do walk over to the bar and ask the barpeople for some ice??? Possible. Situation could be averted. But....
What if you were on the road, a stinking hot day and some arsehole is trialing you like 30cm behind the whole way. When you move over to let him pass, he gives you the finger and then crawls in front of you, preventing you from going anywhere. It's time to open a can of whoopass...So, the guy is pretty much in for it because no ice is around. ... Still, it's a cool idea.
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