marcus saujon haiku!

you were white power
then you found out you're a jew...
man, that fucking sucks!

also, this is transcribed from a bar napkin haiku courtesy of jude1595 last night!!! (this was before we had to carry him to the car...)

i don't care that much...
but i've hhsjcujxxk gog schmuse
duma (something even more incomprehensilble).

from moderate_sarah on the same night:

kevin doesn't know
but the rest of us sure do-
you are a big dolt.

i've been neglegent
creativity lacking
marcus is a schmoe

i found a picture of Marcus!



just imagine this with septum ring and a bottle in one hand and you're not too far off!

my head fookin' hurts...
i will take some more Lortabs!
marcus is a doof.

one evening i
watched you urinate in your
green pants... it was cool.

laying on your lawn
facedown in a pool of blood...
"help! the bitch stabbed me!"

i really miss the
trips to biloxi where i'd
watch you lose your shirt.

if i had a rich
retarded drunk monkey, it
would resemble you.

panic attacks blow
but i'm sure you do that too
since you are in jail

if you were taller
and maybe a bit smarter
you'd be someone else

i'd like to personally applaud new fellow moderator moderate_sarah... huzzah!

marcus isn't dead...
somehow that just reaffirms
my faith in Satan.

when i walk into
a bar, i keep expecting
to see your stabbed ass.

the sun will never
set on the marcus empire...
long live the stabbed one!