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THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. jackie
2. jacquelyn
3. dumbass

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. madmadmillicent
2. whatev
3. no

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. i'm content with sitting around by myself
2. i don't get lonely
3. sometimes people like me

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my short legs
2. my greasiness
3. my awkwardness

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. irish
2. german
3. maybe a lil french


THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. fire
2. zombies
3. dumb people attacking

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. shower
2. sleep
3. xanga!

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. jeans
2. blue zip-up
3. new tank top thing

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS RIGHT NOW:
1. action action
2. my chemical romance
3. the clash

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. lover i don't have to love, bright eyes
2. the street parade, the clash
3. demolition lovers, my chemical romance

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. road trip
2. spending the night somewhere that is not my house or whitney's
3. being homeless

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP, BESIDES LOVE:
1. happiness
2. safety
3. honesty

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. i like to cuddle
2. i sleep a lot
3. my pants are zipped up

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE (OR SAME) SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. shoulders
2. eyes
3. lips

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. fly
2. resurrect the dead
3. swim

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. talking online
2. watching movies
3. sleeping

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. go home
2. eat
3. take a nap

THREE CAREERS YOU ARE CONSIDERING:
1. editor
2. bum
3. literary agent

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. hawaii
2. the south pacific
3. england

THREE KIDS NAMES:
1. jimmy
2. johann
3. cupcake

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. ride in a hot-air balloon
2. learn magic
3. do it

(no subject)

a - age: 17

b - band listening to right now: that's not allowed in school

c - career of the future: editor

d - dad's name: steve

e - ethnic background: irish and german

f - favorite song at the moment: lover i don't have to love, bright eyes

g - great escape: become homeless

h - hometown: appleton

i - instrument: i'm not musical

j - job title: sales associate at k-kreme

k - kids: none, thanks

l - last person you talked to on the phone: brent

m - mom's name: jeanne

n - number of siblings: one, she's a dumb whore

o - oldest sibling: nicole

p - phobia[s] / fear[s]: someone hiding in the back of my car and waiting to kill me, a burglar in my house when i am home alone, my car dying in the middle of winter and i don't have my cell phone and i am alone

q - favorite quote: who remembers those things?

s - song you sang last: police on my back, the clash

t - time you wake up: 7:00, who needs to shower for school...no, really.

u - unknown facts about me: i'm really an alien

v - vegetable you hate: celery, duh. who actually likes celery?

w - worst habit: avoiding people

x - x-rays you've had: just my teeth

y - yummy food: raspberries and milk

z - zodiac sign: virgo. that means i'll be a virgin forever.

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1. What time did you get up this morning? 6:57
2. Diamonds or pearls? rubies!
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Saw
4. What is your favorite TV show? buffy the fricken vampire slayer
5. What did you have for breakfast? slim-fast
6. What is your middle name? ann
7. Favorite cuisine? dairy products
8. What foods do you dislike? sick ones like meatloaf
9. What is your favorite chip flavor? cheddar and sour cream
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? MSI, frankenstein girls blah blah
12. Favorite sandwich? i don't like sandwiches
13. What characteristic do you despise? dumb people, jealous people, mean people
14. Favorite item of clothing? my new jeans
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go? hawaii
16. What color is your bathroom? purple
17. Favorite brand of clothing? um...american eagle jeans.
18. Where would you retire to? hawaii
19. Favorite time of the day? noonish
20. What was your most memorable birthday? the one with the pinata
21. Where were you born? appleton
22. Favorite sport to watch? tennis
25. What fabric detergent do you use? i don't do my own laundry, that's what moms are for
27. Are you a morning person or a night person? i'm a midday person
28. What is your shoe size? 7 1/2
29. Do you have any pets? yeah a couple dogs.
30. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with friends and family? uh, no.
31. What did you want to be when you were little? i wanted to be a little kid forever. you know, like peter pan.

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||| 23%
Stability |||||| 23%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Empathy |||||| 30%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||| 23%
Work ethic |||| 16%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Food indulgent |||| 16%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||| 76%
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(no subject)

i hate myself, and i want you to die
so insincere, swallowing ice
and it all will render useless
welcome to enhancement by affiliation
time swept by in a hungry nation
and everybody's dancing to get it off their chests
and everybody dies, but no one gets to rest.