Okay, I know that I am new at this but I have been reading Harry Potter for a long time and I also watched the movies. Now my theory that I have, people will jump on me and tell me that it's a lie, but just think about it for a second.
I believe that Severus Snape is Harry Potter's real father. Now, before you start telling me that it's not true, think about this. When Lily went to Hogwarts her and Snape were best friends despite being in seperate houses, she said that she hated James. Since he was always teasing and picking on Snape. How could she marry someone that she couldn't stand? Unless, she really loved Snape but to try and protect her, they made her marry James.
Which comes to Harry, Snape's really good at potions, Lily's really good at Charms. So why not make a potion to MAKE Harry look like James. Since it's odd that everyone says "you look just like your father, except for your eyes".
Plus if you notice in the movies, James was never close to Lily, Lily made all the moves to be with Harry. James just stood on the side lines, also I know that teachers/professors are to protect their students, but Snape takes it over the lines just to protect Harry.
Tell me what you think, I know that it's out there but that's my theory is that Snape is Harry's real father and James was only there just to protect Lily and Harry since Snape was an agent for Voldemort and Dumbledore
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What if Dumbledore's army are the thestrals, centaurs, and the other creatures in the Forbidden Forest. Also all of the Hogwarts students that enlists.
Ok, get ready to have your socks blown off! (Speaking of socks, I wore a pair decorated with orange cats during my XC meet this morning, and it helped me PR by 30 seconds...but I think I'm getting off track) I have PROOF that Harry is being even more manipulated that he could ever know!
Facts:
1979: Trelawny reveals this nifty prophecy to Dumbledore
1980: Harry Potter is born
WHAT IF: Dumbledore (and maybe the Order of the Phoenix) made a list of all the people on their side who qualified (defied Voldemort the right number of times) and gave them fertility potions and stuck them in a room to produce...THE INCARNATION OF THE PROPHECY!!!
Harry wasn't born by chance; the Potters realized that if they got it on immediately, they could have a child potentially around the end of July. Harry was MADE specifically to destroy Voldemort, manipulated into existence by a desperate group of people willing to try anything (especially something that involved sexual intercourse) to win the war.
Wadda think? Come on, you know you love this one. It just makes sense, dammit! Let me know what you think, Priestesses! Am I hired?
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Hullo? Has everyone died? *sniff* I didn't think my breath was that bad, or else I would have brushed my teeth more than twice a month...
But I must relay important news to ye HP fans and fanatics - my cats, who are currently resting contently on their thrones (er, my bed, actually) hath spoken the truest truth: SNAPE IS A #$&^#$*&^ VAMPIRE!!!
-continued reference to his "bat-like" dark cloak, the way he "swoops" as he walks
-physical description: sallow skin, almost as if he didn't GO IN THE SUN MUCH!!
-Quirrell calling Snape "that overgrown bat" at the end of Bk 1
-after Snape assigns a werewolf essay, Lupin assigns a vampire essay (and if werewolves weren't on a third year syllabus, then WHY WERE VAMPIRES?)
-Lupin makes sure to mention his vampire essay IN FRONT OF SNAPE
-Snape has a happy tendency of wandering around during the night in all 5 books
-he likes being in the COOL, DARK, underground dungeons
-he wears black - come on guys, he freakin' dresses like one
-he can read people's minds...
-when Harry first enters Snape's office for Occumency lessons, he DOESN'T SEE SNAPE HIDING IN THE CORNER!
-in Snape's memory, Snape is a teenager shooting down flies in a dark room - which means HE CAN SEE IN THE DARK!
-at the end of Bk3, upon discovering Lupin is a werewolf, the Gryffindors fantasize that maybe they'll get a vampire for a teacher next - OR MAYBE THEY ALREADY HAVE ONE!
-when Harry finds a deranged Crouch Sr. during Bk4, runs to get Dumbledore, and then wonders if Snape had something to do with Crouch's disappearance, Ron jokes "unless he can turn into a bat and fly down, he couldn't have beat you back to the forest" - and we all know that every time Ron jokes IT COMES TRUE!!
-lastly, when Snape makes Harry empty his pockets during Bk 3 when Harry's head was seen by Draco in Hogsmeade, he is actually searching for blood flavored lollipops! Come on, it just makes sense - why else would he be so interested in Harry's candy, IT WAS BLOOD LUST!! BWAH, HA, HA!!! This is also why Lupin was so keen on getting Harry out of Snape's office - he wanted to save the boy from ALMOST CERTAIN PERIL!!
Behold, the cats hath spoken! Heed ye well these words thine... Or prepare to be...um...I was going to say clawed to death but my cats are declawed - ha, it will just make your deaths even slower ye mortal fools! Imagine being clawed to death by something without claws! Oh, the agony, the many months of ticklish torment and wailing anguish!
Learn ye well mine words, fools! *hums merrily*
*whispers* the snorback crumpet, it follows me everywhere, it licks my earwax when i'm asleep, IT WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! *runs off screaming*
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ARAGOG IS THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE!!!
Really!! We all know that this will be directly related to CoS, and Aragog is like... HE'S ARAGOG!!! Not to be confused with Aragogo. ANYWAY! YES.
Dementors are the descendants of Ringwraiths.
Shiiiire... Baggiiiinsss.... .... I mean ..... POTTEEEERRRR!
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