turtlebirb

turtlebirb

Favorite films

  • Flooding with Love for The Kid
  • Point Break
  • Pumping Iron
  • The Witch

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  • The Tale of Zatoichi

  • The Venture Bros.: Radiant Is the Blood of the Baboon Heart

  • Dune: Part Two

  • The People's Joker

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The Batman
★★½ Watched

I don't know why the batman thinks that he can hide his identity by covering only half his face I would recognize that pout anywhere.

I dunno it was fine I guess? I only broke my No Capes, No Reboots, No Sequels, No Universes rule because my mother in law really wanted to watch it.

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Dune

Separate review for griping about specific adaptation decisions:

- Holy shit everything looks the same everywhere. Why does Harkonnen architecture look exactly like Atreides architecture but darker? Why does Arrakeen look like a big brick? Why does everyone's armour look the same but slightly different colour?

- They did the Sardaukar so dirty! They're supposed to be the most terrifying shock troops in the entire galaxy, but Villeneuve's dispassionate gaze robs them of all impact.

- Ornithopters nice.

- Worms…

Sorry to Bother You
★★★★½ Liked Added

The only thing that would have made this movie better is if the credit song had been The Coup's own "The Guillotine"

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