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  • Black Mamba

  • Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die

    ★★★

  • Ready or Not 2: Here I Come

    ★★★½

  • R.O.T.O.R.

    ★★★½

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Black Mamba
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I honestly have no idea how to rate this. Are you old enough to have played a game on the consoles Sega CD or the short-lived Jaguar? Combine those graphics with Tubi Original production values and you're close to the mark. And yet still insanely fun. Absolutely absurd morality plays, like speed watching several episodes of Tales From the Crypt. You might think a church group had put this together if not for the amount of full frontal nudity, both…

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Stone
★★★★½ Watched

Remember that shirt Nick Cave used to wear with a biker on it that said I hate every cop in this town? This is the movie of that shirt.

Tiptoes
★★★½ Watched

My choice for this go round of Psychotronic screenings. I called this movie as soon as I was announced to make sure nobody else laid claim to this poorly thought out piece of... something? Perhaps the most well intentioned but poorly executed film ever. You'll learn a lot about the issues that little people face, but there's a lot of bonkers late 90s/early 00s-isms as well, Peter Dinklage having white guy dreds being the least egregious. Only to be watched drunkenly with friends.

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