Clare

Clare Pro

the words every woman longs to hear: effects by screaming mad george

Favorite films

  • A Knight's Tale
  • Mermaid Chronicles Part 1: She Creature
  • Theatre of Blood
  • Road House

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  • Hackers

    ★★★★½

  • F for Fake

    ★★★★

  • A View to a Kill

    ★★★

  • The Thief of Bagdad

    ★★★½

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Hackers
★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

"Does ANYBODY put more mustard on the word samurai than guys like this?"

(Happy Pride Eve, hack the planet.)

F for Fake
★★★★ Liked Watched

"Go on singing." To be cultured, to be arch, to be pontificating from our edit bays with all the warmth and intimacy of a confessor who assumes you to be an equal. Personally inspiring.

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Moon Child
★★★½ Watched

I'm not sure why this vampire is in this gangster movie, but Gackt is certainly acting his heart out here, dang.

Red Sun
★★★½ Watched

A very pleasant surprise, taking the fact that cowboys and samurai were historical peers and running with it. It's a classic "two guys from different worlds team up on a mission and learn a little something from each other" with more depth than the usual English language East-meets-West flick, thanks to the original pitch of "a Western starring a samurai" coming from Mifune and his production company. There's plenty of hay made out of the culture clash, but it's largely…