There is a kind of shamelessness to this movie that almost makes up for all of its absurd direction and bad choices. It's not afraid to attempt seriousness in the middle of some insane, goofy premises.

A real nonsense plot of things just happening.

Cannot believe they killed off Johnny Cage. But I also can't believe they couldn't get back almost anyone from the first movie. What the hell???

This movie is the best.

The kid sells his fraudulent company to the school bullies (who plan to become corporate sharks when they grow up) just in time for them to get investigated for his screw-ups.

He is the true corporate shark. And what does he do with his ill-won freedom? He creates the most heinously terrifying toy mankind could possibly conceive of: you’ll have to watch to find out what it is.

Don’t forget to complete the family discussion guide that should come with every dvd of this glorious film!

Weird trash!

They walk an extremely 2007 line of being like “fat phobia is bad, but maybe feed your kid less cake!”

I remember those times! The inherent contradiction is too visible, and that’s why you either stopped being fatphobic or cranked up the cruelty.