oh my god please DO NOT ask me to make aromantic people watch this I’m not putting them through all that

This would've worked soooooo much better as a psychological thriller but it was forced to be this weird relationship drama where everybody except Danny Devito is totally unlikable!! Mr. Gwenyth Paltrow's brother pls give this another shot I can tell you have a good movie in you somewhere

girl you injected mountain dew straight into your bloodstream what did you expect to happen

wig literally flew off