Buffet Infinity is a feature that tells its story through the progression of local access commercials. This couldn't be more up my alley. I love the plethora of assets needed to create a natural range of local commercials. Mise en scène via mall map is something I will never forget.

So why the 3.5 star rating? The way this fantastic ARG art was packaged as a feature film just didn't work for me. This awesome story telling device would be…

You know how when a dead body is on screen for a long time and you secretly watch to see if they'll breathe? What if the dead body was openly breathing and a character aknowledged it while improvising his lines...

That's Tiffany the Doll in a nutshell.

The sets don't make sense. Homes are shot in hotels, bars are set in assembly halls, and everything else is in a sex shop. Day and night are irrelevant. Going to work means…