Matt Johnson and his plans transcend every universe

Me at the pearly gates: Heyyyy God

God: Hey girl so look it's really straightforward the one rule is you can never have read a fanfiction where co-founder of Facebook Eduardo Saverin was anorexic and also got fucked in the ass like that's literally it

Me: Ok Listen 🤦‍♀️

God I hate organized religion. Also I love Cass so much I want to be like her

Can my next boyfriend be British. I think I deserve it now

This was SO scary and it honestly makes me want to give it a low rating but I need to think objectively… I absolutely loveddd the coloring and visuals like wow.

Will come back and rate this later, this was a little #too real and I’m still processing