Basically a masterpiece to me

my ten millionth watch

This was just so fucking bad..... I have no words . Theater viewing bias can't even save it . I kept thinking how happily i could've walked out of the theater without ever knowing what happened. Getting microdosed with duran duran was the only thing that stopped me from ending it all in front of everybody there. The one enjoyable scene was ian's iron maiden show

if i could give it a loving 3.75 i would. started out feeling like one of the best movies i've ever seen and then at a point it just becomes a way too long climax of stacked "everything keeps happening"s ... but jeremy irons gay ass villain kept me seated