LIL INTERNET

LIL INTERNET

Video director / music producer / writer. Co-founder and co-host of New Models. VA -> Boston -> NYC -> Berlin.

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  • Solvent

  • Eddington

    ★★★★★

  • The Last Showgirl

    ½

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Solvent
Watched

Found this randomly, sounded interesting, but I couldn’t watch more than 15 minutes. Maybe it totally changes? But the constant jokes of the voice behind the camera were so cringe, so constant, that they annihilated any possibility for suspension of disbelief, and evacuated any possibility for an eerie or even serious mood. Stilted acting, script horridly stiff, but the jokes pushed it way over the edge. In a scene where a camera is being lowered deep into an outdoor pit…

Eddington
★★★★★ Watched

Part of some canon with Falling Down, Southland Tales, and Peter Vack's WWW.RACHELORMONT.COM. A crazy Gordian knot though, many thesis papers deep, and explicitly about the internet-driven mass psychosis of America. Hollywood Kendrick’s diss track against Internet Drake. But it’s all here in a such a way that I CANNOT BELIEVE this got funded and made. Post vibe shift cinema can do anything? Prob will be shown in US history classes for the next 600 years.

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Atlas Shrugged: Part I
★★★★★ Added

A whole bunch of Rand acolytes got together to prove to the world they unequivocally suck. This film cost $35 million and looks like utter garbage. I'm pretty sure everyone involved just scammed and backstabbed each other until the budget was gone. I give this film 5 stars for being such an enduring source of schadenfreude for humankind, an eternal monument that proudly proclaims to the world that while Ayn Rand died loveless and alone, her philosophy still births failsons to this day.

Poor Things
½ Watched

NOTE: REVIEW OF FIRST MINUTE ONLY.

- A different camera lens for every shot including one I think for dentists
- Oh Emma Stone plays piano with her feet so quirky
- Oh it's gonna be quirky... AND WHIMSICAL
- This is Amelie for single middle aged women in ketamine therapy
- Willem Dafoe burps a magic bubble and Emma Stone claps wike a wittle baby
- Feeling like I can't watch this but don't say anything
- My wife says "I can't watch this."