Welp. It’s been six Star Wars™️ movies since Disney bought Lucasfilm, which finally gives us an even comparison point: do we want an artist with a vision giving us overwhelming, sometimes frustrating, unmistakably singular entertainment, or do we want a corporate conveyor belt?

The Disney six break down pretty cleanly: the emotionally confusing conclusion of the Skywalker saga — one exciting, one challenging, one aimless — and three side quests of varying usefulness. But Rogue One and The Mandalorian and Grogu make…

I’ve been putting this off since it aired, which is appropriate because the whole time I was trying to figure out why I didn’t want to do the thing I usually do with these.

Historically, I am A Guy Who Ranks The Roast Sets™️. I go person by person, set by set, favorite joke by favorite joke, pretending this is a public service when really it is just my preferred form of legally sanctioned brain illness. I’ve done it with…