Ryan Johnson

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Aging film hipster with a love for films no one watches.

Favorite films

  • Clue
  • In the Mood for Love
  • Last Year at Marienbad
  • All About Eve

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  • Righting Wrongs

    ★★★★

  • Blue Heron

    ★★★★★

  • Mortal Kombat II

    ★★★½

  • The Devil Wears Prada 2

    ★★★½

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Righting Wrongs
★★★★ Watched

What a dark little film this was. Action scenes on point, even if the acting was overwrought (I know, I know), and always nice to see some Rothrock. Also appreciate the courage to have that ending. Oof.

Blue Heron
★★★★★ Watched

The most emotionally devastating film I've seen in some time. Thoughtful and emotionally complex where less confident films would be over-dramatic and overwrought. Captures a sense of helplessness and hopelessness that's absolutely heartbreaking, and there's one shot near the end that literally made me gasp.

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Razzennest
★★★★½ Watched

"It's like the Baby Yoda of War Documentaries!"

I absolutely adore this. The meta humor, the specific references, the pitch-perfect portrayals of both pretentious director and clueless film critic, it sets things up perfectly so that when things get truly bizarre, there's a quality backbone to build upon. Really the best thing I've seen from Fantastic Fest thing year.

Christmas Waltz
★★½ Watched

Actually having TWO leads that can act makes all the difference in the world, and there are moments this feels like an actual movie, not something spit into a Christmas-formula machine. It's quite good for a HMCM (though by actual movie standards, maybe not so much). Now, to see the other seventy HMCM's that Chabert has made this year.