Henry Long

Henry Long

I love movies and talking about them

Favorite films

  • Stand by Me
  • Cha Cha Real Smooth
  • Frances Ha
  • Lost Highway

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  • Hannah Takes the Stairs

  • Lemon Tree

  • The Moment

  • Iron Lung

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Longlegs
★★½ Watched

Wow!

I’ll start with the positive.

- visuals 
- marketing
- performances (?)

It was so obvious that what was happening was happening (besides one part) and if you are going to make a crime hunt down mystery horror movie, I better be invested in the hunt, which I was not. 

I think back to countless films with serial killer mysteries that are wayyyy more interesting and had me at the edge of my seat. And those filmmakers didn’t rely…

MaXXXine
★★★★ Liked Watched

Pearl and opened to mixed—leaning negative—reviews during their initial runs as well…

It’s been interesting to see the main criticism around Maxxxine being the “pointless” horror plot and “undeserved/underwhelming” third act. These statements alone wouldn’t bother me, but they are usually preceded by something like: “Unlike X…” Which is absurd.

is praised for having many of the issues Maxxxine is criticized for having, all in the name of “homage” (which I guess doesn’t apply to slasher films that are ‘dumb’ and from the…