Is it bad that this movie made me happy?

Anything with Jared Leto is a recipe for disaster

I HATED this movie. Watching it put me in a bad mood. 

Do yourself a favor and watch the original alien. All of the movies in the franchise are the exact same. 

The story is incredibly predictable coupled with terrible acting. 

I was so fed up that I started laughing at the climax. The whole movie is a joke.

In the wise words of Abby Lee Miller…

1. “Boring”
2. “Yawning”
3. “Sloppy”
4. “Lazy”

I think the retro aesthetic is the only redeeming quality of this movie. I was confused about why they even had the Natasha Lyonne character. Why did they never expand on that?? It was so random. 

It seemed like Marvel had a concept of an idea, got lazy during the middle hour of the movie, and then realized they needed to have an “epic” fight scene to keep it interesting. And, everything was extremely predictable. 

A very average movie that was a complete cash grab for Marvel, per usual.