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Favorite films

  • The Big Sleep
  • RoboCop
  • Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
  • Bad Timing

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  • Obsession

    ★★★½

  • The Bullet Train

    ★★★

  • The Lodge

    ★★

  • If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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Top Gun
★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

THIS IS CINEMA

The year is 2026 and I just watched TOP GUN at the cinema in IMAX. I think the last time I saw it on the big screen was more than 25 years ago when I hired out Odeon Putney for my 21st birthday party. This print looked, sounded and felt much better. And I’m now older than all but two of the cast. 

I unapologetically, whole heartedly love this film. 

I love the score. The guitar strains…

The Roller Blade Seven

My favourite so bad it’s bad movie. The plot along with the budget, and script are non-existent.
The supporting cast has several actors with more famous siblings. The running time is made up of endless slow motion and repeated action. And as for the eponymous Roller Blade Seven, there aren't even seven of them.
A must see movie. Giving independent film makers everywhere hope.

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Obsession
★★★½ Watched

He let his cat die by eating his dead grandmother’s meds; fuck that guy.

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Erotic Nightmare
★★½ Watched

Anthony Wong should probably know better than to make a Faustian pact with a pervy Freddy Kruger wannabe

Hellboy: The Crooked Man
★★★★ Liked Watched

Never assume anything…

I assumed this was a low rent sequel to the 2019 film; an IP cash in from Millennium. I assumed having not enjoyed the 2019 film that I would not enjoy anymore Hellboy films. I assumed the low scores for this film would mean I wouldn’t enjoy it. 

Thanks entirely to Dave I discovered all those assumptions to be false. 

This is such a good folk horror. Genuinely creepy, and gripping. The story is told with pace,…