just does everything right
im like johan liebert if he was 5 foot 2, 260 lbs, balding at 17, had dark colored eyes, yellow teeth, permanently greasy hair that forms into spikes, dyslexic, below-average iq, and instead of being a master manipulator he spent all his days watching Tik Tok and Instagram Reels
i hadn't eaten in three days and i was on a bender when i saw this for the first time (serious)