David Lynch saw this movie then went straight home and made Mulholland Drive. He even brought back Justin Theroux. Crazy.

"An astute commentary on modern standards in dating," he said, in much the same way one might assess an Olympic gymnast's gold medal routine through a mouthful of leftover pizza.

Thin plot and the physics engine deviated in ways the Wick franchise doesn't usually, but it was pretty good fun.

Hats off to the costume department. Eternal hellfire for the scriptwriters.

‘Who here has been personally victimised by Abigail Williams?’