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Sorcerer

1977

Watched 13 Mar 2023

Gonna go do some pelvic floor exercises now cause I’ve been clenching for 2 hours

Dune

2021

Watched 23 Oct 2021

Cool movie if you’re really into learning new words that don’t mean anything.

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Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan: Ghost War

2026

Watched 29 May 2026

Very impressive if you consider the film was written and directed by a 15 year old boy

Crime 101

2026

Watched 27 May 2026

Like film bro mad libs. Heat mixed with Drive mixed with The Departed mixed with… 

Also really annoying the only movie they actually cite (original Thomas Crown Affair) is not actually like this at all

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Gangster No. 1

2000

Watched 18 Jun 2022

There’s a beautiful conversation pit in this movie

Blank Check

1994

Rewatched 04 Jan 2021

This movie is about a shitty little kid who wants to fuck an adult woman, and she’s like “idk maybe”