ABH4LB - "Always Be Haggling For Layered Butter"
a bunch of idiots perpetually about to break out of the matrix, failing in a queue, until at long last the center collapses. instant favorite. every scene with otto just listenin to one of the older guys go on about stuff in a car reminded me so much of my old job that it went from excruciating back around to awesome. whatever movie sy richardson's character is living in sounds fucking crazy
me and this guy at work have this thing where whenever we do a favor for each other or like pass a marker or refill the printer paper we say "now we are mated before eywa" and now we can't do that because that new avatar movie looks dope so everyone knows what we're talking about and now we both look like avatar superfans instead of two men repeatedly confirming a homoerotic union of souls. fuck this
because only a kid would think that "cartoons and toys forever but ONLY my favorite cartoons and ONLY my toys" is any different or better than what it took its prisoners away from
because only a kid would think that staying a kid forever would be any better than growing into an adult
because only a kid would think answer "how and why" with "i can do whatever i want"
because only a kid would make people play games with…
