There's so much cool, interesting set-up in the first 45 minutes where you're like, "oh my god, where is this going to go???" Then they get there and it's just Zeiram 1 again. Which is fine, because Zeiram is a good movie! But what could have been, y'know?

It's funny when I first watched and was like, "this is awesome but I wish the dorks would get out of the way of badass anime lady." But now I've watched like, 100s of hours Toku where the badass anime guy kicks ass and I really appreciate the dorks now. It's funny how perspectives change.

A cinematic experience that must be experienced. The scene where the horny leprechauns eye down the sexy American fairies *italian chef kiss* perfection.

What I came for: insane Covid conspiracies

What I got: "being a Christian YouTuber is the most important thing on earth.