Sometimes I like to imagine her using horrible WiFi and having to sit there waiting for the pages to buffer

The most hysterical movie ever made and genuinely so enjoyable in its absurdity like holy fuckJhwhdbwjwkallwmrk. The veil of Hollywood completely dropped and everybody revealed just how silly they can get. The google slideshow National Geographic presentation interrupting my movie and the animation team being paid 5 billion dollars to make absolute bullshit for Scarjo to her use 100% of her brain power to put the computer animated big bang on a flash drive

I am not a fan of horror. It is not a genre that evokes much for me. But this movie had me so thoroughly immersed that I genuinely felt unsafe. This sort of cliche monkeys paw is usually reserved for romcoms, and now it’s something absolutely horrifying and profound. My primary feeling though, is that I am ecstatic I got to witness this actress at work. She is doing movie magic in a way that felt completely unique, completely 1 of 1. This is undoubtedly a generational performance. I also hope I never see anything like this again.

Any random retail employee trying to make commission is like 9 times better at acting than Sydney Sweeney. Her level of expertise in this field is genuinely offensive. This is a YouTube shorts movie idk how else to describe it it was literally dissonant with no highlighter colored subtitles on the screen