I went to high school with the guy who roundhouse kicks a velociraptor in the face

I don't know why Helen Hunt is in this, but she's very cute and the music is poppin' off with fun synths and people get shot with laser beams so I thought it was decent. I will admit I did fall asleep on my wife's legs for a minute near the end but don't take that as a huge negative, I had a big dinner

An utterly baffling experience. The Bride! is blessed with some truly incredible performances from Christian Bale and Jessie Buckley, but two talented actors firing on all cylinders isn't enough to pull me out of the mire of a disjointed story and cringe dialogue. I swear to God this movie had at least 10 moments that made me want to leave the room from public embarrassment. And I was watching it at home.

they called me CRAZY for using illegal gene therapy to give sharks bigger brains. they called me MAD for building an ocean facility with literally no railings around the murder pool. they called me INSANE for not even strapping the sharks down when we stab 5 meganeedles in their heads. and honestly they were right

Boxd Buddies Movie Club