A group of posh British kids randomly torture some kids and make them fight.
Everyone is named Jimmy for some reason. Then they travel to meet Santa Claus (Old Saint Nick) because he is the great decider who turns out to actually be Dr. Ian. He likes to drug up zombies and sing to them.
At one point they dance around like spastics screaming and yelling while Iron Maidens Number of The Beast plays. Dr. Ian somehow makes the posh…