sooo baller. infinitely rewatchable.

getting the ick from watching your husband play on the monkey bars

wish i had an ass that would make the toilet beg for a brown

unfortunately, the conclusion of this movie was exactly how I thought it might turn out. But that’s all to say the road in which it took to get there was more satisfying than I thought it may be. Chris Evans doesn’t really do anything for me personally, but it was nice to see him in a really earnest role like this. I really did enjoy the way this movie was structured around a series of many monologues. Dakota Johnson’s usual unknowable characteristics really played in nicely to the way her character kept everyone at an arms length. Overall, a lovely romcom love triangle!