What if seminal queer classic 'Cabaret' was instead the straightest movie you've ever seen, and instead of following Liza Minnelli through the rise of Nazi Germany you're watching Channing Tatum try to be a furniture designer in Florida post-Hurricane Micheal?

men please stop mumbling

funny, but not really a movie is it?

girl, why tf was I watching this when I was like 8 years old

Alexis Arquette as dl homophobic trade just making me horny for mtf butches

+ Melena's monologues need to be in books. 500 years!!!!