lady in front of me you cannot be taking your eight year-old kid to go see Backrooms this shit has Mark Duplass in it you’re gonna traumatize him (genuinely why was my entire theater packed with parents and their kid). 

I think I’m happier this movie was made more than I actually liked it but it was pretty good so half star bump

I fell asleep but seemed dumb fun

A surprising amount of scenes about getting top in this Christian horse film

If only Marty was born 40 years later. One trick shot video and he creates faze clan and thus rules the world

Edit: hold on I thought of a joke “man this movie should’ve been called the smashing machine with how much pipe Timmy lays in this”