Jerichow
★★★★½ Liked Watched

Petzold’s steady, deadpan, unhurried heartbreak harnessed to his contemporary retelling of THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE. He builds suspense and plot momentum out of tiny moments and their massive implications. 

Shit is gripping. If this were a book you would say it’s unputdownable.

As with Rohmer and Kurismaki, Petzold’s camera is never expressive. It’s a calm, emotionless observer. And his characters work overtime keeping their feelings to themselves, so we see only the tiniest expression. But their repression is immersing and moving.

Also, I would happily watch Nina Hoss read the Berlin phone directory, let alone her barely hidden turmoil here.

Shane
★★★ Watched

In the immortal words of my friend Alberto Ferarras (always give credit where it's due): "That film is so aggressively straight straight men can't see how gay it is."

George Stevens wasn’t going to compete with John Ford, so he brought his overheated, horny, golden melodrama to awe-inspiring Jackson Hole.

Gorgeous saturated Technicolor, dynamic camera movement,  brutal graphic fistfights, Jack Palance as a languid, two-gun sex lizard, mega-hella closeups that clearly inspired Leone, and a moving performance from Brandon de…

Osiris
★★★ Liked Watched

Surprisingly solid Special Forces guys trapped on a spaceship shooting aliens exploitation extravaganza.

Couple departures from the norm:

1) Turns out being alien isn’t sufficiently badass, so these aliens have machine guns and big knives.

2) Like WHERE EAGLES DARE, the good guys never run out of bullets or have to swap out magazines. Until, that is, about the three-quarter mark when Linda Hamilton (!!!!) shows up.

She’s all too real and so changes her mags as you might expect.…

Love Actually
½ Watched

The laziest, most depressing movie ever made.

(1/2 star for Oits Redding)

The Magician
★★★ Liked Watched

The crude, no-budet ore from which MR. INBETWEEN was refined.

Same perfectly observed dumbass conversations. MR. INBETWEEN's "Would ya root an alien?" proves the natural evolution of THE MAGICIAN's "How much money would ya take to eat a bowl of shit?"

Scott's character, like Beat Takeshi's, is cranky, mostly inscrutable, and ready to kill, but on his timetable. And, like Takeshi , he’s always the most badass guy in the room. Any room.

Too bad that it's only streaming in SD, which exaggerates the crudeness and makes the cinema verité visuals pretty much mud.

For Scott completists, and best watched after you finish MR. INBETWEEN.

Mr In-Between
★★★★★ Liked Watched

This review is NOT of this movie. It's of the Hulu series MR. INBETWEEN, which Letterboxed does not list. I'm doing this because I want everyone to watch the series. Gotta work with the tools you have, right?


Nasty, brutish, and short. Ryan Scott is the Oz Beat Takeshi.

Three seasons of 25 minute episodes that I gobbled like popcorn. I mourn that there are no more.

Consistently low-key, low-rent, eccentric, murderous, witty, unexpectedly tender, and - for a show…

Metropolitan
★★★★★ Liked Watched

I’m as surprised as you are…

An American Erich Rohmer?

Jane Austen on the UES?

Like Rohmer, deceptively lightweight visuals and powerful emotional moments.

And, for all you New Yorkers around here, the Yule Log on a B/W TV! That’s an historical artifact.

DTF St. Louis
★★★★½ Liked Watched

About the saddest program in the history of television.

Nobody writes like Steve Conrad Nobody sees human beings with his compassion, pathos and darkest absurdity.

He loves language, and his characters speak in to-each-their-own cadences and rhythms, which are Conrad’s, only brilliantly individuated.

First show in television history to feature the signature phrase: “Pop a boner.”

Always happy to watch Richard Jenkins understate with profundity.

Please believe me when I tell you that Conrad’s PATRIOT - a spy show as written by Beckett & Ionesco - is the wittiest, bleakest, funnest, and most heartbreaking show of the last ten years - absolutely the best.

The Eagle Has Landed
★★★ Liked Rewatched

Really fun while Michael Caine, Robert Duvall and Donald Sutherland plan the caper. The actual execution turns cartoonish and is saved by Larry Hagman’s - of all people -astonishingly unvain portrayal of a hilariously vain asshole. Hagman’s in a different movie altogether, along with Treat Williams and his louche aggression. He became such a better actor as he became less arrogant.

Caine. Duvall and Sutherland underplay with steely resolve; they’re great.

But nobody comes close to the charismatic, exquisite naturalism of goddess Jenny Agutter - nobody ever has.

She might not have six minutes total screen time, but she’s totally the reason to sit through this.

Cross of Iron
★★★ Watched

Late career Peckinpah with all the mediocrity, insanity, and singular genius that implies. Plus the inevitable tearing clothes off of and slapping women. Shockingly, Peckinpah offers a karmic apology for all his blatant misogyny over the decades: a fatal bloody blowjob mutilation!

Based on a hugely bestselling German novel about loyal anti-Nazi soldaten battling the numberless Commie hordes while trying to avoid being murdered by their uber-Nazi Prussian Captain incarnated by who else - Maximilian Schell.

Most of the dialogue…

Ida Red
★★½ Watched

Even tryhard genre deserves a chance, I told myself repeatedly, while enjoying Deborah Lovell, Mark Boone Jr., Michael Pitt, Melissa Leo, and Sofia Hublitz - what are these first rate folks doing in a third rate caper wannabe?

Can’t fathom it.

Diverting until the dread 15 minutes left… then an obvious attempt to make a  low budget HEAT shootout and an inexplicable plot twist wasted the good will their stellar performances earned.