Maybe the writers should’ve pulled a Backrooms Stool™ up to a Backrooms Desk™ to write an actual plot
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
You have to admire a horror movie that believes the fastest route to profundity is simply pointing at the bleakest possible subject matter imaginable like miscarriages and dead babies and waiting for the audience to call it “elevated.” Truly auteur stuff. Then there’s the religious angle, which is deployed with the subtlety of a freshman film student discovering symbolism for the first time. The movie keeps acting like the presence of a cross or a saint’s face is inherently chilling,…
A kid sitting across the aisle on the airplane from me somehow requested to watch Curious George with me on MY SCREEN 8 separate times and I feel sick to my stomach that I chose to ignore him and watch this instead.
Anyway, still just as good as the first time I watched it.