having a friend that’s as insane about The Character as you is great because you can say something like “he’s so chewable” and not only will they agree, they’ll say something equally as insane like “he’s like children’s medicine”

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

the "oh. oh." moment in fan fic but instead of a character realizing they're in love it's them discovering they have a specific kink at the worst possible moment

people who dont maintag: here is a full analysis of a scene where i write out what each character considered the situation to be, why their pasts made them react the way they did, and why the eventual misunderstanding was as avoidable as it was inevitable… #rambles #idk if this means anything so i wont spam tags ^^;

people who do maintag: i hate blorbo #blorbo #from my shows

crazy how every time a female character gets cliche misogynistic writing we have to explain to people again that fictional characters are not real and do not choose things for themselves.

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

Some gabv1els

I'm so cringe uhhh whocareees

people joke so much about how they should add sex to ultrakill, theres already sex in ultrakill it was the act 2 gabriel boss fight pay attention

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

I think he's my muse atp

Closeups :3

The third one was me trying to draw his face more realistic :b