The JP Linkshell

It's the best one of the year! IT'S ALL ABOUT US!

Adventurer Appreciation Campaign, guys! Go! GET FREE THINGS!



And don't forget to pick your numbers and go buy marbles, either. Come on. EVEN YOU, AYA. It's not about the odds! It's about being silly.

The Feast of Swords is coming up, and if the last few years are any indication, we're gonna be chasing possessed suits of armor around Vana'diel, beating them with charmed wooden swords until our legs fall off.


I will see you all there, CORRECT?

EGGS!

EGGS!


GO AND GET YOUR EGGS!


And make sure you have your Ugly Helm!! on because otherwise they try and give you a second one, and then you RUN.

SCREAMING.

But if you have it on, they give you more eggs. Supposedly. THIS IS WHAT HISI TELLS ME.

Like there's a clock and a music box. WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT

But it's okay! This year's Doll Festival will have Moogles sending us neat things! And I am all about neat things.


I'm sure the nifty little decorations will be up, too. I do like those! But I'm glad we're getting something beyond rice cakes this time around. >__>

Surely we haven't forgotten Valentione's Day.

Even if we still appear unable to keep the story straight.


I believe the Moogles are attempting to recruit Adventurer help in getting townsfolk together again. Help them, if you're so inclined. I'm certainly not.

HEY! It's a new year! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

They've got their New Year decorations set up, and you can find Lucky... uh, mice, I think this year? Running around! Go get your luck!

Also, they're handing out fake snowmen. BE SURE YOU GET THEM, THEY'RE AWESOME.

The Starlight Festival starts very soon! And everyone should show up, because it's one of the best ones they put on!


Maybe you can get a hat! Or a robe!


Or, and this is the worst-kept secret of the season, but, OR! You maybe can get snowmen!


AWESOME!



SO BE THERE!

(Why am I always the designated Reporter of News, anyway? Honestly, Hisime, you usually hear about things first.)

The Adventurer Appreciation Campaign is back again! The Moogles are handing out rings this year when you first speak to them. I recommend going out and getting on, if you've not already. They're very nice.

They hand out other things, as well, if you ask nicely and wait your turn.


((In other news, the new expansion, Wings of the Goddess, has been officially announced.

You may now commence with destroying any remaining traces of the fourth wall, should you so desire.))

I want to go to Bibiki and go clamming and maybe just ride around on the boat.

Who is coming with me?

I thought this might be a good idea! So here we go! Hopefully this doesn't suffer the same fate as our actual Linkshell, right? Dead, except in emergencies! XD But it's not so bad, even if that does happen, is it?