welcome! and bonus pitchmen!au
welcome to johnny's gym show, a home for ridiculous je-related fic ideas. or actual fics. we're not picky. feel free to post a new idea or just add to ones already posted. nothing is too weird, really!
to prove my point, this is an idea that's been bouncing around in my head for a few days. PITCHMEN! imagine it!
nino and jun are the top-selling pitchmen team in their region. they haven't gotten much better than their... unique selling style from the d no arashi days, but it somehow works for them. audiences are charmed!
enter aiba, a new pitchman who had been cutting his teeth for years as "over-enthusiastic audience member #47". when there's an open time slot right before jun and nino go on, aiba is outfitted with a handsfree mic and shoved in front of the camera. for his first time on his own, aiba does surprisingly well - he has so much enthusiasm and general interest in the dog grooming tool he's shilling that the call-in orders are the highest they've had in months.
jun and nino, of course, are less than thrilled.
...and that's all i've got. what other groups could be in infomercial-related roles? nagase writing a jingle for koichi's new brand of strawberry milk? yasu pitching his new clothing line home shopping network-style?
to prove my point, this is an idea that's been bouncing around in my head for a few days. PITCHMEN! imagine it!
nino and jun are the top-selling pitchmen team in their region. they haven't gotten much better than their... unique selling style from the d no arashi days, but it somehow works for them. audiences are charmed!
enter aiba, a new pitchman who had been cutting his teeth for years as "over-enthusiastic audience member #47". when there's an open time slot right before jun and nino go on, aiba is outfitted with a handsfree mic and shoved in front of the camera. for his first time on his own, aiba does surprisingly well - he has so much enthusiasm and general interest in the dog grooming tool he's shilling that the call-in orders are the highest they've had in months.
jun and nino, of course, are less than thrilled.
...and that's all i've got. what other groups could be in infomercial-related roles? nagase writing a jingle for koichi's new brand of strawberry milk? yasu pitching his new clothing line home shopping network-style?