You, Sir, are welcome to lay the spank-down on me for not paying attention to LJ a fortnight ago. (Guess I won't be sitting comfortably for a while...)
Hmmm...not only working out the ol' spanking strength, but also the elasticity of the arm for this TransAtlantic swatting. If I had my druthers, the arm would also make "vworp" noises and slip back in time a little bit. But, with my luck I'd end up going back too far and spanking the doctor attending his birth.